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  • Don’t believe ANYTHING on the Internet

    Fake picture — Real pciture The fake site might be work safe as long as you don’t want to see the photo without the blur. If you don’t want to click the links, the fake picture shows Donald Duck "accidentally" pulling down Christina Aguilera’s top to reveal a pierced nipple on her right breast.

    Faker’s site is not work safe! Includes nudity.

    Just remember, use Snopes and other resources to confirm information. Photoshop in the hands of a skilled artist can make almost anything look real. Learn to laugh.

  • The sky is crying

    The rain is beautiful today. I love its pitter patter. Rain brings a calm.

  • Today’s Irony

    Nearly one million bank workers in India are on strike…wait it for it…because they don’t want their jobs outsourced!

    The unions are against outsourcing of bank work and a government proposal to merge 27 state-run banks to compete in the global economy. [Source]

    This tidbit brought to us by Knoxviews and Michael Silence.

  • Allowable Distractions

    I think it is time to glaze a cake.

    Update: Cake glazed. Perhaps I made my glaze (a vanilla glaze) too runny and I guess I didn’t have to use all the glaze but it looks good.

  • Airport Security Is Useless

    Now anyone can go past the airport security gates.

    Update: FBi issues take down order for site then seizes computers. See Boing Boing for all the details including the seizure and questions of legality. Schneier on Security has some excellent comments.

  • What is red?

    The Devil is red. Blood is red. War causes bloodshed. Negative things are red like stop signs and "don’t do that" signs. Angry people turn red. The button Bush keeps his finger on is red. Raw meat is red. A misleading story is a red herring.The 48 continental are red link to another site. WHhhyyyyyyyyy!

  • Ebooks for Halloween

    Oh, I’m sorry. You call that Harvest Festival now don’t you. The thought of encouraging your children to partake of a Pagan celebration is a little a scary I suppose. Wait. Isn’t Halloween supposed to be scary?

    The holiday was a day of religious festivities in various northern European Pagan traditions, until Pope Gregory III moved the old Christian feast of All Saints Day to November 1 to give Halloween a Christian interpretation. [Source]

    Wasn’t another holiday rooted in Pagan tradition?

    …winter festivals that are believed by some to have influenced Christmas include the pre-Christian festivals of Yule [1] and Saturnalia, and many of the traditions associated with the holiday have origins in these pagan winter celebrations. [Source]

    Regardless, even if you are trying hard to use non-scary costumes and take your children only to the funny haunted houses, this is a time of year for scary stories. Google has made several available as ebooks. Enjoy!

    Darkness falls across the land
    The midnight hour is close at hand
    Creatures crawl in search of blood
    To terrorize y’awl’s neighborhood
    And whosoever shall be found
    Without the soul for getting down
    Must stand and face the hounds of hell
    And rot inside a corpse’s shell
    The foulest stench is in the air
    The funk of forty thousand years
    And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
    Are closing in to seal your doom
    And though you fight to stay alive
    Your body starts to shiver
    For no mere mortal can resist
    The evil of the thriller
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    [Source]

    [Vincent Price] had a choice between taking a percentage of the album sales or $20.000. Price was well along in his career, so he took the $20,000. He was good-natured about it when Carson told him he could have made millions off of the royalties due to the vast number of copies sold even at that time. Price laughed heartily and said: "How well I know!"
    [Source]

  • Unfortunate Job Assignment

    This looks real. {image source]

    Rapist search

    Apparently he is a local report in LA.

    …thats marc brown he does the local news in HD here in LA. poor guy – he’s actually likeable… [Source]

  • From the mouths of babes

    Amy: "Dad, when you went to school did you tell everyone your name was Dad?"

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: I keep oversleeping. What does it mean?
    Master: It means Sunday, October 29th you’re screwed.

    Personally, Daylight Saving Time (not day light savings time) has always confused me. I never really took time to understand when it was beginning or ending. For the record, at 2am Sunday October 29, Daylight Saving Time ends and we enter Standard Time.

  • Crisp

    It feels and smells so good outside! I love this time of year.

  • From the mouths of babes

    Dad: "Noah. I want you to close the bathroom door all the way [so that Evan can’t get in] then brush your teeth."
    Noah: proceeds to start brushing his teeth.
    Dad: "Noah, what did I say?"
    Noah: "Close the door then brush my teeth."
    Noah: Proceeds to start to brush teeth.
    Dad: "What are you doing?!"
    Noah: "Oh! Close the door."
    Noah: Pushes door almost shut.
    Dad: Pushes door open with finger.
    Dad:"All the way!"

    I live with the Marx Brothers.

  • You know you are getting old…

    …when you turn down your birthday present for sleep.

  • From the mouths of babes

    Everyone overslept this morning. The elementary school bell rings at 7:45.

    Dad: "Noah! Wake up! It’s 7:35."
    Noah, 10, bolting upright, very staccato: "Holy crap!"
    Dad, wide eyed and thinking to himself: I’ll let that one slide on this occasion.

    It was very surprising because Noah watches his tongue well around adults.