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  • Google Maps Reveals the Real World

    You know, when I think of The Pyramids I imagine a horizon to horizon expanse of sand with perhaps a couple of camels carrying a handful of people wrapped in bed sheets. Squeaky horn music plays eeriely from the heavens, the air is still and no one speaks. Somewhere over a sand dune 8 guys are trying to rebuild an airplane to fly and a bunch of World War II gold is buried beneath a rusted tank. Google Maps now ruins my impressions given to me by National Geographic and Hollywood. Have a look at The Real Egypt. Looks noisy.

    (wow!)

  • Knoxville Traffic Cams Available to the Public

    Walker Springs at I-40/I-75 live.
    Traffic Cameras provided by TDOT SmartWay (per linking policy)

    I’m an observant person. I watched the traffic cams get installed by TDOT. For a long I have intended to call TDOT and ask, "are those cameras available to the public?" Ironically, being a web guy, I never bothered looking online until one of the local news stations mentioned the 75 cameras are online (though by my count I only see 66). Have a look at a picture of a TDOT SmartWay camera.

    Additional information about the TDOT $20 million SmaryWay system is available including cameras statewide and information about Tennessee 511 a service that provides traffic information from any phone. TDOT is also in Alabama.

    From the Smartway FAQ: TDOT Smartway

    Other benefits include:

    • Providing live video to local television stations that is used during their rush hour traffic reports
    • Website access to current construction and incident information.
    • Shorter crash response time by emergency response agencies including TDOT HELP trucks
    • Using the system to assist in AMBER ALERTS
    • Radio reports of current construction and incident information available on the highway advisory radio (HAR) system.
    • Use of the system to complement Homeland Security evacuation plans

    Now when you want to leave the house you can check to see if I-40 is jammed or not!

  • Ever feel like we are moving backwards?

    Democrats Called Anti-Christian Separation of church and state! Separation of church and state! Separation of church and state! Separation of church and state! Separation of church and state! Separation of church and state! Separation of church and state! Separation of church and state! Separation of church and state! Separation of church and state! Separation of church and state! Separation of church and state!

    “Like a moth to a flame, Democrats can’t help themselves when it comes to denigrating and demonizing Christians,” said Rep. John Hostettler.

    Hostettler’s picture just screams, “Hey. Don’t ya’ll get it? GW came into office and government went out the window. It’s all about God now. The Apocalypse is coming tomorrow anyway and ya’ll won’t be around to complain then.”

    Of course, we find irony in the article:

    The Democratic proposal on the Air Force Academy was defeated. The House instead approved by voice vote a Republican plan requiring an Air Force report to Congress on the steps it was taking to promote religious tolerance.

  • Fake or Real

    I scored 4 out of 10 on this. (safe for work)

  • Life at this moment

    Wife barking at 9 year old to find missing dog that I let out and forgot.
    14 year old sleeping; refusing to get up.
    3 year old crying that she is hurt.
    Me, unable to move, listening to hold music on an ear piece wired to the phone base.

    Stress rising.

  • URGENT! You have until 2pm Tuesday (TODAY) the 21st to stop the Broadcast Flag – CALL YOUR SENATOR!

    This from Boing Boing:

    We’ve heard rumors that the Broadcast Flag that Cory, the EFF, and a coalition of pressure groups have fought so hard against (and beat in the courts) will be sneaked back via an amendment to the giant Senate Appropriations Bill in a sub-committee at 2PM EST on Tuesday 21st. This week is Hollywood’s last chance to ram the flag past Congress, and they’re working hard to get it under the radar.

    There’s no time to write letters or start a media campaign: but folk in the states below have just enough time to warn their senators, who are all on the sub-committee. People of Alabama, Alaska, Hawaii, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maryland, Missouri, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Dakota, Texas, Vermont, Washington, and Wisconsin – it’s up to you!

    There’s a sample script after the phone list. Remember: be cool, collected and polite. Most of these senators won’t know a thing about the flag, until one of them makes it a throwaway amendment tomorrow. Make sure their ears twitch when they hear “broadcast flag” today.

    ALABAMA Senator Richard Shelby (202) 224-5744
    ALASKA Senator Ted Stevens (202) 224-3004
    HAWAII Senator Daniel Inouye (202) 224-3934
    IOWA Senator Tom Harkin (202) 224-3254
    KANSAS Senator Sam Brownback (202) 224-6521
    KENTUCKY Senator Mitch McConnell (202) 224-2541
    MARYLAND Senator Barbara Mikulski (202) 224-4654
    MISSOURI Senator Christopher Bond (202) 224-5721
    NEW HAMPSHIRE Senator Judd Gregg (202) 224-3324
    NEW MEXICO Senator Pete Domenici (202) 224-6621
    NORTH DAKOTA Senator Byron Dorgan (202) 224-2551
    TEXAS Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (202) 224-5922
    VERMONT Senator Patrick Leahy (202) 224-4242
    WASHINGTON Senator Patty Murray (202) 224-2621
    WISCONSIN Senator Herb Kohl (202) 224-5653

    “Hello, Senator _________’s office”

    “Hi, I’m a constituent. [Remember: Only say ‘I’m a constituent’ if you really are — if you’re calling the Senator from _your own state_] I’m registering my opposition to the broadcast flag amendment being introduced in the Senate Commerce Justice and Science Appropriations subcommittee mark-up on Tuesday, and in full committee on Thursday.”

    (*** You can give your own reasons for opposing the flag here. Here’s a sample: ***)

    “The Broadcast Flag cripples any device capable of receiving over-the-air digital broadcasts.”

    “It give Hollywood movie studios a permanent veto over how members of the American public use our televisions.”

    “It forces American innovators to beg the FCC for permission before adding new features to TV.”

    “It will prevent fair use of copyrighted works: critical review, and use of material in distance learning”

    “This is an important issue which will affect all Americans, and should not be inserted in a large bill, at the last moment, with no debate.”

    “Please oppose the broadcast flag amendment. My name and address are ___________________.”

    “Thank you for your time.”

    Good luck!

    Then the update:

    You can now fax and email appropriation committee members for free at the EFF’s action center. Do it tonight, or live with the consequences of a Hollywood veto over your PC forever.

  • What a pleasure!

    I really enjoy programming! I wish I could do it in these wee hours without feeling so tired.

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: I don’t make enough.
    Master: Perhaps you spend too much.

  • No Rest for the Weary

    I’m so tired. So much to be done before the morn.

  • High Anxiety

    My anxiety is so high that the dizzy spells are trying to come back. I can feel it when I lie down and stand up.

    I came upstairs this morning to find Amy asleep in a laundry basket. I wonder how long she slept there.

  • Happy Father’s Day!

    To all the dads out there: “Happy Father’s Day!”
    To all the children: “Take care of your dad today be it through a phone call, visit, hug or in memory.”
    To all the dads yet to be: “It’s worth it!”

    To the moms: “Thanks for letting us be dads!”

  • Small Engine Repair

    So I have 3 law mowers and none of them run. That is, until yesterday. I finally took some time to clean up one. I removed the gas tank and carburetor cleaning them thoroughly. Got a new airfilter and did the oddest thing..I soaked it in motor oil (as instructed). I’m still baffled.

    Mower started up and with the exception of a few putters it is running fine. I think I’ll work on the other two and have some fun in the yard this week.

  • End Game

    Today is the end of the week and I want everything off my plate. Everything completes! Today!

  • Ack! Eeek! Shuffle Shuffle Shuffle… Honey!

    I just went outside and scare the dickens out of a raccoon (good picture at wikipedia). It shot up the tree and I raced in for my flashlight. Cute baby coon. I placed a apple in what remains of my hand-made bird’s nest.

    Animals I have seen in this yard:

    • Raccoon (6)
    • Chipmunk (dead and alive)
    • Possum
    • Black Snake (dead and alive)
    • mole
    • mouse (I used to feed one a piece of cheese and peanut butter while I sat on my switch with a bowl of cereal. Every morning at 8am the two of us would share a meal.)
    • hampster (beats me..could have been a huge field mouse)
    • cat
    • dog
    • Cardinal
    • hummingbird
    • sparrow
    • bat
    • wren
    • hawk
    • ok..the list of birds is far too long
    • matter of fact.. I should re-think continuing this list
  • Just one thing

    If one thing would help my career and productivity more than anything else it would be a new, rockin’ laptop!