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Show more skin!

bikinijeans

So, how do we make the pants lower? Recently we tried to buy my 13 year old daughter some new pants and, much to her elation, we have to concede to fashion trends and buy something much lower cut, albeit acceptable, than we desired. Apparently, girls pants come in 3 sizes:

  1. cut really low
  2. better shave those pubes
  3. why are you even wearing pants

Buy your bikini cut jeans here.

3 thoughts on “Show more skin!

  1. I’d have to say those look might uncomfortable.

  2. I’ll let you know how they feel when mine arrive. Had to order a pair because I want to be that hip dad who is really up on wearing the clothes the kiddies like.

    I learned that from Renetto (see more here).

  3. Ya know, I remember this skinny little Japanese girl that used to walk through the Newmarket neighborhood in Auckland… we used to sit at the window at work, and die laughing to see how she’d dressed on any given day.

    The one that really sticks out in my head was a particular Friday night when she walked by with spikes in her hair (painted gold), a gold Stewardess-style shirt (although, low-cut and laced to show off her lack of cleavage), a gold skirt (that would’ve made a more effective belt), and gold, lace-up thigh highs that came all the way the way up to the bottom of the skirt (the longest thigh-highs I’ve ever seen) — complete with a six inch platforms, and twelve inch stiletto heels.

    She looked not entirely unlike the robot from Metropolis…

    But, she’s definitely the first person I thought of when I saw the girl in the white shirt on the bikinijeans link … *shakes head*

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