Amy: "I don’t want spaghetti for dinner."
Dad: "Good. We aren’t having spaghetti for dinner."
Amy: "Well, Mom said we are having spaghetti."
Dad: "I am cooking something different."
Amy: "Well, whatever it is, I want something else."
Day: October 16, 2008
Today’s Forecast
100% chance of suckage
Last night’s severe storms have attracted a large tropical depression. Clouds of gloom rolling in. Pervading darkness spreading throughout.