Dropped my cell phone and it died. Got a mean piece of mail from the postman. And Evan ripped all the keys off the laptop keyboard. I think I’m going to puke now.
Update: I hit the phone hard a couple of times with the palm of my hand and it made a miraculous recovery! The laptop will be covered under warranty but will be gone for about 3 weeks. I found a replacement keyboard on ebay for $20 but it was "similar to the OEM keyboard" and Dell was willing to ship one to me for $65 but it would also be 2 or more weeks.