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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Of Grasshoppers July 21, 2004 11:27 am

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Student: Today I made a difference!

Master: Everyday you make a difference.

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Today’s Geek Link July 21, 2004 10:39 am

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Now your plants sing to you July 21, 2004 10:01 am

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Singing Japanese plants

Called the “Flower Speaker Amplifiers”, the gadget made by Let’s Corp is hidden in a vase or a potted plant and sends music at just the right frequency to vibrate up the stems and then be converted into audible sound by the plant as a whole.
Other sites: French C|Net – along with an array of cool gadgets I MUST own! Kyodo News

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Of Grasshoppers July 21, 2004 9:37 am

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Student: Sometimes I feel like everytime I patch a leak in the dam, 3 new leaks form.

Teacher: Maybe it is time to build a new dam.

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Of Grasshoppers July 21, 2004 7:44 am

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Student: Master, obligation gets in the way of desire.

Master: Is it the obligation or the desire that is misplaced?

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A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa… July 21, 2004 7:38 am

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A New Day!

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This Morning

The basement flooded again…except this flooding came from an overexcited puppy. Thank goodness I haven’t put down carpet yet!

I feel somewhat crazed today..like my temples are going to pop. My head throbs with stress.

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Of Grasshoppers July 20, 2004 9:07 am

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Student: Time is fleeting.

Teacher: Time is mismanaged.

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Of Grasshoppers July 20, 2004 8:11 am

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Student: Have I ever been functional?

Master: What do you choose to be today?

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Do as I say! July 20, 2004 7:32 am

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I’m always saying to the kids “Don’t put things down, put them away!” but I cannot seems to abide by this myself! I have a meeting in 30 minutes and my face looks like I’ve been living in the woods for a week. I need a shave and cannot find my razor. It is dead and needs a charge. The charge takes 30 minutes and I’m supposed to leave the house in 10 minutes.

This makes me want to explode but I’ve been working very hard at not showing anger so instead I feel like breaking down in tears.

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A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa… July 20, 2004 7:19 am

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A New Day!

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This Morning

I started my day at 4am by going back to sleep until 5am and eventually getting up at 7am. I swear that if I could force myself to do some serious exercise that I would quit sleeping so much.

Can’t find my shaving razor. Today is all about meetings and coding.

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Of Grasshoppers July 19, 2004 10:17 pm

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Student: I have too much to do!

Professor: So fortunate! Imagine the horror of having too little.

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Eight But Not For Long July 19, 2004 1:32 pm

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I am eight and act brain-dead but am alive

No drugs in this body but perpetually glazed over eyes

You are not talking about Yu-gi-oh, Playstation or Teen Titans

So your words are foreign and frightening

How dare you imply that I might do something outside!

I am innocent and working hard to change

I have grown up nice but some things must be re-arranged

How can I truly understand by which values I will stand

If I have not experienced them firsthand?

My brother and father have taught me to curse

Perhaps that’s the sin I will try on first

Already I am willing to stand my ground

I won’t do what the kids and my brother say

Even if they push me around

Time to have things my own way

You don’t have to call me by my name

From here on out just call me Burger King!

I am sweet and nice and try to do everything right

Still people get mad at me and sometimes they scream

It blackens my heart and tears my soul apart

Why don’t they say “thank you” and teach me right?

I know, although I’ve been told I still mess up

Give me a second chance, a third, a twentith! I can learn!

I live to please you. I am too young to understand

That whether your are eight or thirty-five

We are all fallible because regardless of age

We are simply man.

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Needs July 19, 2004 1:31 pm

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I NEED A DRY ERASE BOARD!

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Of Grasshoppers July 19, 2004 12:04 pm

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Student: I need more cowbell!

Teacher: You need a lobotomy!

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I’m a Tipi; I’m a Leanto July 19, 2004 8:27 am

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Entirely too tense.

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