Student: Today I made a difference!
Master: Everyday you make a difference.
Month: July 2004
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Now your plants sing to you
Called the “Flower Speaker Amplifiers”, the gadget made by Let’s Corp is hidden in a vase or a potted plant and sends music at just the right frequency to vibrate up the stems and then be converted into audible sound by the plant as a whole. -
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Student: Sometimes I feel like everytime I patch a leak in the dam, 3 new leaks form.
Teacher: Maybe it is time to build a new dam. -
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Student: Master, obligation gets in the way of desire.
Master: Is it the obligation or the desire that is misplaced? -
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Student: Time is fleeting.
Teacher: Time is mismanaged. -
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Student: Have I ever been functional?
Master: What do you choose to be today? -
Do as I say!
I’m always saying to the kids “Don’t put things down, put them away!” but I cannot seems to abide by this myself! I have a meeting in 30 minutes and my face looks like I’ve been living in the woods for a week. I need a shave and cannot find my razor. It is dead and needs a charge. The charge takes 30 minutes and I’m supposed to leave the house in 10 minutes.
This makes me want to explode but I’ve been working very hard at not showing anger so instead I feel like breaking down in tears.
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This Morning
I started my day at 4am by going back to sleep until 5am and eventually getting up at 7am. I swear that if I could force myself to do some serious exercise that I would quit sleeping so much.Can’t find my shaving razor. Today is all about meetings and coding.
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Student: I have too much to do!
Professor: So fortunate! Imagine the horror of having too little. -
Eight But Not For Long
I am eight and act brain-dead but am alive
No drugs in this body but perpetually glazed over eyes
You are not talking about Yu-gi-oh, Playstation or Teen Titans
So your words are foreign and frightening
How dare you imply that I might do something outside!I am innocent and working hard to change
I have grown up nice but some things must be re-arranged
How can I truly understand by which values I will stand
If I have not experienced them firsthand?My brother and father have taught me to curse
Perhaps that’s the sin I will try on first
Already I am willing to stand my ground
I won’t do what the kids and my brother say
Even if they push me around
Time to have things my own way
You don’t have to call me by my name
From here on out just call me Burger King!I am sweet and nice and try to do everything right
Still people get mad at me and sometimes they scream
It blackens my heart and tears my soul apart
Why don’t they say “thank you” and teach me right?
I know, although I’ve been told I still mess up
Give me a second chance, a third, a twentith! I can learn!
I live to please you. I am too young to understand
That whether your are eight or thirty-five
We are all fallible because regardless of age
We are simply man. -
Needs
I NEED A DRY ERASE BOARD!
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Student: I need more cowbell!
Teacher: You need a lobotomy!