"Murphy was an optimist!"
my socks are not flame retardant November 30, 2004 4:30 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily Lifemy socks are not flame retardant
add a commentA New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa… November 30, 2004 9:32 am
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Hard day ahead.
More Stupidity! November 29, 2004 10:15 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeWhowah! November 29, 2004 6:55 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeThe Superficial notes: It’s about time somebody recognized the underrated sport of lollipop surfing…
add a commentStupid Decisions November 29, 2004 6:52 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeDear Abby, I let my 16-year-old daughter attend a frat party where something bad happened.
add a commentTechnology: McDonald’s Outsources Drive-thru November 29, 2004 6:17 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily Life“Do you want fries with that? Btw, it’s snowing here. How’s the weather at your McDonald’s?”
The order taker is in a call center in Colorado Springs, more than 900 miles, or 1,450 kilometers, away, connected to the customer and to the workers preparing the food by high-speed data lines.
Anyone see India perk up? “I am thinking sthis is a vnew market!”
add a commentTechnology: Real Time Airport Information November 29, 2004 5:14 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeAir Traffic Control System Command Center from the FAA.
Airports America provides a searchable listing of every active airport in the United States.
Whether you’re a pilot, tourist, or business traveler, you can use this comprehensive list of airports to plan out the fastest way to reach your destination.
(Note its made with ColdFusion!)
A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa… November 29, 2004 9:07 am
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I finally feel like I’m getting back on the right track. I’m focused on producing income for the family and results for the clients. I’m putting do-it-yourself on the back burner and allowing the house and the vehicles to fall further into decline instead to earn money to have others fix the issues.
The cash flow still isn’t where I wanted it to be by this point so I’m going to be really strung out over Christmas.
I also feel like I’m still walking a tightrope as several things (jobs, vehicles, teeth, etc) stand the potential for collapsing at any moment.
add a commentReady Aim… November 28, 2004 2:11 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeMy posts usually don’t come anywhere close to the quality of Very Mom’s Garlic Shooting Vagina (certainly a novel approach to fending off vampires and husbands). I feel the need to slip into bathroom discussion.
For those of you that may not know this, boys pee standing up but they don’t have to. Girls pee sitting down but they don’t have to. (Device Free method)
Today I chose to stand. Now, speaking of pee I’ve been trying hard these past few days to convince the dog to use the grass instead of the hardwoods. Finally out of her cage she was feeling playful and carrying her tennis ball around to solicit a game of fetch.
I should mention one of the benefits of peeing while standing and public restrooms is the flies, cockroaches and other various moving targets that make it into the urinals. As a matter of fact, as a child my family would frequent a particular grocery store that had toys in the urinals which as liquid was applied would spin and land on horoscope type quotes or points.
Today my target rapidly became a tennis ball. First reaction wanted to be anger but came out as laughter. Second reaction was to question if I could flush that. Third was “do I wash it off?” And final reaction, after finishing my target practice, was to reach in, throw it away and wash thoroughly.
add a commentIn other tabloid sex news.. November 28, 2004 11:48 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeEIGHT in ten women use sex — or the promise of it — to keep partners in line.
Well duh!
The Downside to Sex with Twins November 28, 2004 11:45 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeAnd all this time I thought sex with twins was a male fantasy…
add a commentIt is a paternity suit that not even DNA testing can solve. A five-year-old boy may never know his father’s identity because his mother claims she had sex with identical twins at the time he was conceived.
Technical Issues November 28, 2004 10:56 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeSo last night I finally went to bed after becoming seriously frustrated. I started to get my head around this object oriented undocumented mess and decided to create some hardcopy documentation but suddenly I could print without locking up ColdFusion Studio. Even notepad refused to print.
So I woke up thinking everything would be fine after a good reboot but still nothing would print. Finally I put some paper in the printer and everything worked out fine.
add a commentThe Curse of Tecumseh November 28, 2004 9:57 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily Life(The Curse of Tecumseh) see also
So Reagan got shot but didn’t actually die. Did this count? Or did he break the curse? Certainly there was no attempt on GW Bush during his first 4 years as the curse would have implied. So, does an article in today’s Knoxville News Sentinel explain that the curse has indeed happened to GW Bush?
Colombia: Rebels sought Bush assassination attempt
Colombia’s main rebel group asked followers to mount an assassination attempt against President Bush during his visit to Colombia last week, Defense Minister Jorge Uribe said. There was no evidence Saturday that rebels even tried to organize such an attack. Uribe told reporters late Friday that informants said the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia told followers to attack Bush during his four-hour visit last Monday to Cartagena, where he met with Colombian President Alvaro Uribe.
Well, this article may not answer The Curse of Tecumseh question but it certainly tells us that Target is not GW’s supplier–looks like he goes straight to the source! ()
add a commentA New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa… November 28, 2004 9:29 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeA New Day!
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Yikes! The holiday weekend is over. I’d planned 4 days of intensive programming. Where’d it go?! On the positive side it has been a great 4 days. I feel destressed and vibrant but let’s see how the rest of this day goes. I am also getting my head around this Object Oriented PHP but more on that later.
Today I have programming, dog school and more programming.
add a commentLocal supplier giving you bad weed? Go to Target! November 27, 2004 9:41 pm
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Target beats Walmart to the punch as first retailer to offer marijuana. I’m sure this link won’t hang around long and some Target IT person is sure to be on the chopping block. For prosperity I’ve save the HTML just for giggles but probably won’t put it up for fear of lawsuit. Before it is implied, no this is not done with photoshop. It is actually on Target’s real website.
If pot is not your thing, try some crack
Got the munchies? Here’s a cookbook.
There are two sexual related Target links but I’ll let you find those on your own. 
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