A juggling technophile shares personal stories, challenges, humor and perhaps some political commentary.
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This Morning
I started my day at 4am by going back to sleep until 5am and eventually getting up at 7am. I swear that if I could force myself to do some serious exercise that I would quit sleeping so much.
Can’t find my shaving razor. Today is all about meetings and coding.
Student: I have too much to do!
Professor: So fortunate! Imagine the horror of having too little.
I am eight and act brain-dead but am alive
No drugs in this body but perpetually glazed over eyes
You are not talking about Yu-gi-oh, Playstation or Teen Titans
So your words are foreign and frightening
How dare you imply that I might do something outside!
I am innocent and working hard to change
I have grown up nice but some things must be re-arranged
How can I truly understand by which values I will stand
If I have not experienced them firsthand?
My brother and father have taught me to curse
Perhaps that’s the sin I will try on first
Already I am willing to stand my ground
I won’t do what the kids and my brother say
Even if they push me around
Time to have things my own way
You don’t have to call me by my name
From here on out just call me Burger King!
I am sweet and nice and try to do everything right
Still people get mad at me and sometimes they scream
It blackens my heart and tears my soul apart
Why don’t they say “thank you” and teach me right?
I know, although I’ve been told I still mess up
Give me a second chance, a third, a twentith! I can learn!
I live to please you. I am too young to understand
That whether your are eight or thirty-five
We are all fallible because regardless of age
We are simply man.
I NEED A DRY ERASE BOARD!
Student: I need more cowbell!
Teacher: You need a lobotomy!
Student: Today is going to be nightmarish.
Master: Destiny birthed.
A New Day!
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This Morning
Noah did his morning man routine and was up before anyone else watching cartoons.
I could not get out of bed quick enough to help the dog make it outside.
I hate not waking up early enough but man doesn’t body wish it could stay in bed longer.
Student: There is never enough time!
Professor: And how long did you think about that?
I took this from Kurzweil which looks like a direct quote from The Guardian but it was so exciting I had to quote it directly.
Blinkx is a new search engine that’s taking on Google. Launched today, it has been recording 6 million hits a day solely from word of mouth.
Blinkx doesn’t only search the web but simultaneously scours news sites, blogs, emails, attachments and your own hard disk. It does all this unobtrusively in the background until you pass your cursor over icons at the top or bottom of the page, when it reveals a digest of related sites as well as material from Word, Excel or PDF files. If you are working in a word processing document, it provides the same service.
And unlike Google, it uses artificial intelligence to rate stories, not page rankings.
Republican dominate Knoxville, TN gets an anti-Bush mention in this article Couple in anti-Bush T-shirts were arrested at president’s speech
Student: Why do the dead not speak?
Master: Why do you not listen?
You should work at this computer. The cat rolling off the monitor in deep sleep into your hands is something to experience. When she does, she feels like a rag doll with absolutely no bones in her body.
The cat’s whole body just rose 2 inches and returned to the monitor as if it were in a Warner Brothers cartoon when the dryer buzzer went off. Then she slowly turned to me, squaked a complaint and returned to sleep.
Student: Why is the sky blue?
Teacher: The sky is red.
Student: Teacher, I am not in control of my own life.
Master: Come with me. I will tell you what to do.
