"Murphy was an optimist!"
6cm May 27, 2005 8:17 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily Life6cm
add a commentGave in and got epidural May 27, 2005 8:11 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeGave in and got epidural
add a commentBaby likely within the hour. 4cm. 7 minute contrac… May 27, 2005 6:28 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeBaby likely within the hour. 4cm. 7 minute contractions
add a commentBaby within the hour probably May 27, 2005 6:22 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeBaby within the hour probably
add a comment4cm May 27, 2005 6:11 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily Life4cm
add a commentBeing admitted. 3cm. Evan comes tonight probably b… May 27, 2005 5:21 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeBeing admitted. 3cm. Evan comes tonight probably before 8pm.
add a commentBeing monitored. Check djuggler on phlog.com for p… May 27, 2005 3:00 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeBeing monitored. Check djuggler on phlog.com for picture.
add a commentAt er waiting on wheel chair to gourstairs May 27, 2005 2:36 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeAt er waiting on wheel chair to gourstairs
add a commentHaving a baby! May 27, 2005 8:15 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeAnd so the epic begins today!
add a commentFrom the mouths of babes May 27, 2005 8:13 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeAmy: “Is it not hot?”
Dad: “Do you like to dance?”
Amy: “Why yes I do!”
Juggling May 26, 2005 9:59 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeThat reminds me of one of my own juggling experiences. I once lived in a building that had 4 apartments in it. If you were facing the building mine was on the lower right. The neighbors directly above me were a nice, very straight-laced, professional couple and the two apartments on the other side of the building changed tenants rapidly. Behind the apartment was a huge, flat backyard, large enough for football games, with dense trees separating the yard from the neighborhood behind the apartments and two farms were on the sides.
I enjoyed the yard much. It was good for practicing clubs but I only once ever practiced torches in that yard.
When I decided to purchase a house I started shopping around for loans. Turns out the wife of the upstairs neighbor worked in the loan department of a bank I used. While we were discussing income sources I was grasping for every possible dime and mentioned that I occasionally juggle for money. She lit up and said, “Oh! I saw you juggle torches the other night!” Nothing more was said of the juggling but I had to laugh pretty hard once I left the office. See, at the time my drinking had slowed but my college habit was still to drink to excess. That one time which I juggled torches in that yard I had become quite inebriated and in my drunkness was juggling torches completely nude.
add a commentToday’s Wisdom May 26, 2005 9:15 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeNever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
Save your freedom! May 26, 2005 8:58 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeYou currently have the freedom to speak.. Time to use that freedom!
add a commentIf you are a resident of Kansas, Utah, Ohio, Missouri, Maine, Nebraska, Georgia, Virginia, West Virginia, Michigan, California, Oregon, Indiana, Maryland, or New Jersey, your senator is on the committee reviewing this bill in a closed session on Thursday. Don’t let it get out committee. Write your senator to oppose the bill today!”
To snip, or not to snip May 25, 2005 11:52 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeThat is the question. I tried to place myself in my son’s shoes but he doesn’t have any yet and that’s good because I have a feeling passing a baby through the birth canal is difficult enough without footwear. So I imagined him entering the world and crying at the sudden coldness and disquieting quantity of elbow room. Immediately after he begins to pull himself together he catches a glimpse of his cone shaped head in the mirror, laughs in a surprisingly awkward way, glances at Mom’s breast and declares, “must consume large quantities!” Then his foot is painfully pricked and bent as some of his precious blood is stolen away. Then I imagined the circumcision. After recovering consciousness I thought about it again. Arising from passing out a second time I wisely decided not to think about it anymore.
Of Grasshoppers May 25, 2005 11:15 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeStudent: I see my full potential but cannot grab it.
Master: To grab, you must first let go.