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Does your spouse ever make your eye twitch?

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Doug McCaughan

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I love my wife more than anything. She is special! She fantastic! She is beautiful! She is my soul mate. All that aside, she still occasionally makes me feel like Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus.

Me, trying to portion dinner: "Honey, are you a little hungry or a lot hungry?"
Wife, as I mouth the answer: "Medium."
Me: Twitch. Twitch.

I love my wife!

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4 responses to “Does your spouse ever make your eye twitch?”

  1. Cathy Avatar
    Cathy

    “Are you awake? There’s a bug beside the bed.”

  2. Cathy Avatar
    Cathy

    “Wake up. There’s a bug in the bathroom.”

  3. Cathy Avatar
    Cathy

    “I wanted to but you were asleep.”

  4. Cathy Avatar
    Cathy

    “Find your glasses yet?”

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