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Marriage has challenges

I think one of the biggest challenges in marriage is finding new ways to piss off your spouse so that they don’t get bored with the old ways of pissing them off. Watch for my upcoming book release, "365 Ways to Tick Off Your Wife" and its sister publication, "365 Ways to Apologize (Without saying the word sex)."

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  1. Learning from my previous mistakes, I’ve begun telling every woman I’m around: “If there are two ways to take something I’ve said, and one of them pisses you off, then I meant the other one.”

    Which goes hand in hand with, “We’ll get along better as soon as you realize I’m a laughing idiot.”

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