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From the mouths of babes

N.b. I’m on blood pressure medicine now and my cholesterol is high so I’m supposed to be exercising and dieting.

Too many errands during lunch so I splurge and go into McDonald’s as the drive-thru line was far too long.

Me: "Um.. I’ll have a quarter…wait.." I point at the picture of a grilled chicken sandwich. "My doctor would like me to eat that. But I really want a quarter pounder with cheese meal please."
Ladies behind me: Laughter.
Me, turning toward them and seeing that they are nurses from Park West Hospital: "Shhhh. Don’t tell the doc."
Ladies: "That’ll cost you a fry."
Cashier: "I guess we won’t be supersizing that then."

Thank you world for looking out for me!

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