Category: Daily Life

On Tuesday, I posted "One For the Boys" and I really hope all the guys took some time to watch.

Now thanks to OuthouseRag.com I can post One For the Girls! This is required watching and completely safe for work. Needs sound.

Steve Pavlina tells us How to Give Up Coffee

Caffeine is the modern drug of choice in the work world, easily accessible, socially acceptable, readily affordable, and of course perfectly legal. … caffeine is addictive

Steve suggests two methods: switch from coffee to herbal tea; or switch from coffee to grain coffee. He also explains why to give up coffee. Rather that reproduce bits and pieces here, I recommend you give Steve’s article a read.

Other resources:

• top reasons to be caffeine free
  • Caffeine Sensitivity
  • Weight Loss
  • Health Crisis
  • Pregnancy & Nursing
  • Aging & Stress
  • Sleep & Mood Disturbance
  • The Pursuit of Optimal Health
• Tea – Micronutrient Information Center
• how ecologically devastating it is that “poor” countries grow coffee to pay off their country’s debts, at the cost of degradation to rainforests
• Caffeine alternative – WARNING! Some evil web developer thinks it is ok to resize your browser window (it doesn’t resize anymore)
• Caffeine Addiction Is a Mental Disorder
• 11 steps to a better brain

Ok. One more bare naked post and then I’ll return to tamer topics.

This morning I’m driving around and I casually look to my left to find lo’ and behold! the rather attractive female driver next to me is topless! As she stretches her arms up to pull her sports bra on she saw me seeing her, drops her garment into her lap and pulls her vehicle forward. Being the gentleman that I am I avert my eyes as soon as she is out of sight.

Quote on a billboard near the incident: “Girls, if it’s not for sale, don’t advertise it!”

It’s 2:30am, the sky is dry, thunder is booming and I’m awake and focused for productivity! If only I can fight the urge to sleep until about noon.

Since my last post One for the Boys should have left all the guys with their hands on their testicles, if they followed instructions, I figure I should stick with a body theme! Again, guys, really, go to that link and watch the whole thing with sound on.

(warning! links in this paragraph might contain naked people) This Saturday, June 11 is World Naked Bike Ride 2005! Over 50 cities are participating and Knoxville is one of them! Yes, Knoxville! We have guests on Saturday but if they leave as early as I expect and I could get my bike that is rusting in the driveway working I’d consider the ride! Since it is unlikely that I could get the bike working, I suppose I could do my part and simply photo-document the event.

On June 11, 2005, over 54 cities across the world will experience the naked joy of the world’s largest naked protest against oil dependency and car culture in the history of humanity. Last year progressive cities from Sydney to Seattle to Asheville played host to this fun but serious protest calling poignant attention to our need to lessen our dependence on petroleum fuels and the harm we are doing to all of humanity and nature.

It looks like Knoxville’s ride is sponsored by (or at least promoted by) East TN Bares "A Naturist Community – Devoted To Promoting The Nudist Lifestyle In East Tennessee".

Alright guys. Don’t chicken out. This requires sound. All men must watch this! (probably want to watch from home)

Atten Hut!

There are certain things that you in no way can be prepared. Somethings you can be told but it is not real until you experience it yourself. Take for instance, infant boys. You can read books, listen to other people’s stories, and take advice from your doctor but nothing prepares you for the day that you open the diaper on your 9 day old son and there he is at full attention in all his manliness! After doing a double or triple take, what can you do other than tout, "Hey hey! Thaaat’s my BOY!"

Take Cover!

Now Amy was a good infant. Didn’t fight diaper changes. Evan has strong legs. He takes to kicking and pumping those legs as if to say, "keep that thing off of me!" He also has some accolades that Amy never received. In his first 9 days of life, Evan has managed to pee on me and the couch and last night scored in the game of "poop on Dad."

If you like excitement, read Tim’s Paramedics Come By Chopper.

137/79 pulse 82.

In this week’s ironies, Slickdeals.net lists that CircuitCity has the Centrios Blood Pressure Monitor for free after manufacturer mail-in rebate.

That showed up Sunday..the day after I posted my New High Score.

If you are into deals, don’t forget to check Woot Sunday – Thursday after 1am central time (for most people it appears to be a new item Monday – Friday).

I don’t know if it was sleep, recovering from caffiene withdrawal, an attitude adjustment or the phase of the moon but I was clear-headed today and productive. I feel great! Good things are to come!

It’s that time of year again. The …um… trees are blooming. For the next 2 to 3 weeks the town will smell like, well, a college dormitory on a Saturday night. To be blunt, every year for a very predictable but short period of time, Tennessee has some trees that smell like semen. I think it’s the oaks. The smell is very pungent and distinct. It has been observed on both the eastern and western sides of the state. The scent comes on so dramatically and so strong, similarly to how lilacs and wisteria can be so powerful, that it is almost appealing until some clown comes along and implants an image such as I have now done for you.

When you are out this week, close your eyes, breathe deeply through your nose, and smile mischievously.

Taiwan successfully test-fires missiles – Now they really DO make everything!

China has an estimated 725 missiles aimed at Taiwan and analysts rate the Taiwan Strait one of Asia’s most dangerous hot spots.

Do you realize that if China blew Taiwan away our dollar stores would go out of business!

Saw this State Trooper Volkswagon this morning. Unfortunately, all I had on me was my camera phone. I may go back for better pictures. It was being towed by a state trooper pickup truck!

Can you picture getting pulled over by this? "Uh.. Mom.. Slug bug!" 

Yesterday I accidentally posted my blood pressure as 172/77 and my brother and his wife had a coronary. Being very thoughtful that called seconds after my post published to help make my funeral arrangements and plan for the well-being of the children. Actually they encouraged me to see a doctor. Ironically, the mall had a free blood pressure screening last night. My numbers came in at 133/87, "prehypertension," and apparently gave no alarm to the guys giving the screening since they blew me off with barely word in favor of chatting about which tight buttocks walking past the booth was finer.

The 133/87 is consistent with the typical reading I get on most store blood pressure machines which I’ve now made a habit of visiting everytime I see one.

My best numbers I really don’t remember. In college I was at a grocery store near campus and sat down at one of the blood pressure machines. An incredibly sexy girl and good friend of mine snuck up behind me, blew in my ear, licked my ear and nibbed on my earlobe. Let’s just say my pulse was up.

Yesterday at Target I sat in the blood pressure machine and registered my highest numbers yet. Came in at 150/89 pulse 92. After walking around the store it was 122/77 or something around there.

I don’t exercise and I can feel it killing me. I want to exercise but don’t have the energy..catch 22! I also find myself unable to get up. I committed to myself a while back that I would wake before anyone else in the house however, I’m unable to use an alarm clock. I need a vibrating alarm watch (amz).

I heard Amy this morning up and about. I chose to let her play on her own instead of coming upstairs to greet her. I have to start getting up early again!