Reality Me

Category: Of Interest

Those miscellaneous things that just must be published.

  • Blogfest this Saturday!

    As a reminder, this Saturday, the 9th, Rich has organized another Blogfest!

    WHEN: Saturday, June 9[edit]
    WHERE: Bailey’s in West Knoxville.
    TIME: 6PM
    [Source]

    Looks like attendees thus far will be Rich (of course, Lissa Kay, myself (but I’m leaving Cathy at home with the k i d s and I’m sure I’ll pay for that later), Mushy (might be there on Friday), Tish, Mark, Barry (mightwill be at the Eagles Club), and Michael Silence. Glenn and Helen and Say Uncle haven’t missed one yet. Will they be attending? And what of Mr. Neil?

    Lissa has put out encouragement to attend for AtomicTumor, Daco, Netmom, Bos and Eaves as well as Preston, Serr8D and Number 9.

    I’ll be packing pool cue. Who wants to break?

  • A blogger passes

    Steve Gilliard rest in peace. Newscoma has more.

  • The culprit is the people, not the state

    Ray Bradbury wants it understood that when he wrote [Fahrenheit 451] he was far more concerned with the dulling effects of TV on people than he was on the silencing effect of a heavy-handed government. While television has in fact superseded reading for some, at least we can be grateful that firemen still put out fires instead of start them. [Source]

  • Ist what cha arrrr

    Has ye e’vr used some software widout payin’ fer it? Has ye e’vr extended a demo indefinitely perchance? Are ye on day 238 of that 30 day trial? Maybe that license agreement was fer one computer but ye installed it throughout the house. If’n so, ye should click this link. A bit of a warning. Albeit work safe, thar be sound ahead! Tis gonna be loud and the dastardly thang is a might addictive!

  • See?

    This post is merely for the comments.

  • Need More Foreplay!

    Target's aisle of protection

    What exactly does it mean when a store’s personal lubricant section is larger than the condom section? I’ll tell you want it means! Too many people are rushing things! If you smoke after sex, you went too fast! Granted, a lot of lubricant goes a little way when you’ve got the power tools out for some serious earth moving. And if you are brave enough to search Blingo for senior sex you will find that Google returns 2,080,000 links. Mom! Granddaddy’s bouncing on Granny again!

    So, are we being targeted by marketers? Certainly! Fill up the shelves and people that have never used lube before will suddenly start thinking they need it! Hun, I was gonna buy you one of those tickler things and they had this slick stuff for $16. Are more dried up crusty old people getting it on? Pfizer thinks so! Are people just getting kinkier? Darn tootin! Why else would prudish lawmakers in states like Alabama be trying to sway the tide with stupid laws that outlaw sex toys?

    Btw, does anyone else hear banjos? Oh, nevermind, just a pig squealing.

    Alright men! Repeat after me. If I am having sex on Friday, foreplay begins on the Wednesday before!

    N.B. For people looking for the infamous some ladies prefer their tampons warm comment, it’s here.

  • Yahoo!

    We live in a funny world! Go to http://www.yahoo.com and click the exclamation point(!).

  • Woot Off!

    Woot-Off Light

    We are in a Woot-off! Cool tool for watching inventory and an alarm sounds when products change.

    If you find yourself asking, "What’s a woot?" I explain here.

  • LOST Review

    Oh that was good! They got me! You know. One question I find myself asking: Setting aside Ben’s mind games and apparent evil nature, have The Other’s (I don’t count Patchy) done anything terrible that wasn’t directly a result of an action of an Ocean Flight 815 survivor?

  • Dangerous Book for Boys

    I have multiple reasons for posting this link. The main one though is that it has been talked about so much and seems like such a cool book! It’s time to take the bubble wrap off our children!

  • A LOST Realization

    LOST is all about Walt Disney’s Ophelia complex! See, ABC is owned by Disney. Disney loves to kill parents especially mothers. On the island, all mother’s must die. Michael’s boy Walt could make things happen with his mind which is an obvious tribute to Walt Disney. The smoke monster is one of Walt Disney’s manifestations. There you have it. LOST is Disney World!

  • LOST Season 3 Recap

    Incase you need a reminder of what has happened in this season of LOST, read this recap. (read it anyway because it is funny!)

  • LOST Spoiler

    Ben is on a radio show right now. He just said, "Tonight’s casuality count will be unprecidented" "I shot him a little bit lower than the chest" "and where the wound is, is important" Ben also mentioned his character was only supposed to be on a couple of shows. Thanks for the relay by SingleDads!

  • Tonight on LOST

    I know what is going to happen!

    Hiro shows up on the island which is really a big submarine and blows up just as we learn that Jack Bueur is really a pregnant lady and has to die then House claims he can save Jack but Wil Shatner intervenes with a legal loop hole explaining they have to blow up and everyone dies.

  • Someone’s got to die!

    Last week I gave Cathy wishy-washy answers about who I thought would die on Lost this season. My guesses are: Bernard, Rose, Juliet, Tom and Charlie. I could also see the French lady taking a bullet and a piece of me thinks Desmond could go but I still believe the story is all about Desmond and Penelope. Who is on your death watch?

    Charlie, yer gonna die!