"Murphy was an optimist!"
Of Grasshoppers December 27, 2008 10:28 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: They don’t want to hear me.
Master: They want to see what you do.
Of Grasshoppers December 19, 2008 9:34 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I am not responsible for your happiness.
Master: Why have you made me responsible for yours?
Of Grasshoppers December 15, 2008 11:25 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: All I ever wanted was to be good at something.
Master: When the sun rises, I think it is good; but for you, the sun must also set.
Of Grasshoppers November 23, 2008 12:26 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I try cleaning but the mess only gets worse.
Master: Try starting without the mess.
Of Grasshoppers November 17, 2008 11:12 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Is this what dying feels like?
Master: Dying is simply not living.
Of Grasshoppers November 14, 2008 12:40 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I’m falling.
Master: Good. You haven’t hit bottom yet.
Of Grasshoppers November 2, 2008 1:44 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: When did I die?
Master: When did you quit living?
Of Grasshoppers October 15, 2008 9:19 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: The dream is gone.
Master: Rotten corn leaves only a husk.
Of Grasshoppers October 5, 2008 5:07 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Every decision I make is bad.
Master: When one steers a ship port or starboard, it is a still a boat floating on water.
Of Grasshoppers September 27, 2008 11:38 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Who does the spanking hurt the most? The spanker or the spankee?
Master: They are probably the same.
Of Grasshoppers September 24, 2008 3:00 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I think I’m going to die.
Master: Some day.
Of Grasshoppers September 22, 2008 6:08 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I cannot win at this game.
Master: Can you have fun trying?
Of Grasshoppers September 21, 2008 11:17 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Today I feel weak.
Master: Then today you must be strong.
Of Grasshoppers September 20, 2008 1:53 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: These things I cannot control!
Master: The weak try to control; the strong adapt.
Of Grasshoppers September 15, 2008 9:55 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I cry.
Master: To wash the dirt from your eyes.
