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Category: Of Grasshoppers

Philosophical discussions between “student” and “master” intended to inspire deep thought.

Posted on March 25, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I don’t think I can save us this time.
Master: Does it have to be you, alone, that saves us?

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on March 15, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — 1 Comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Have you ever lost hope?
Master: Have you ever looked deeply into the eyes of an infant?

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on March 15, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Am I a bad person?
Master: Do you really need to ask?

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on March 8, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Why go on?
Master: To make a difference.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on March 7, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I don’t have time.
Master: Make time.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on March 2, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I am the personification of failure.
Master: Failure is what you make of it.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on February 28, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I work alone.
Master: People do not succeed in isolation.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on February 27, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I wish it was painless.
Master: If it was painless, you could be dreaming.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on February 22, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: No one listens anyway.
Master: Then shutup and be a good example.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on February 20, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — 1 Comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I can’t make my wife happy.
Master: Take it elsewhere bud! I deal in philosophy and morals, not mysticism.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on February 17, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Taking my anger out on other people makes me feel worse.
Master: Doesn’t do much for the other person either.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on February 16, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I was tested and failed.
Master: Sometimes lessons look like tests.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on February 15, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Do guns hurt people?
Master: Guns don’t hurt people. Dick Cheney hurts people. [Source]

see also: Commentary on the Cheney shooting

Categories: Humor, Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy, Politics, Touchy Subjects, United States
Posted on February 15, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Who am I?
Master: You are the embodiment of how others perceive you. Be true.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on February 14, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Why so many obsticles?
Master: The uncommon road has heavy tolls.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy

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