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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Of Grasshoppers August 19, 2013 6:13 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: Life is hard.
Master: A disciplined life is hard.

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Of Grasshoppers May 1, 2013 7:12 am

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Student: Did I have to yell?
Master: NO!

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Of Grasshoppers April 17, 2013 8:23 am

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Student: I took my eye off the ball.
Master: How’s the bruise?

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Of Grasshoppers February 21, 2013 3:15 pm

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Student: Life!
Master: Over complicated it didn’t ya?

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Of Grasshoppers January 16, 2013 7:29 am

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Student: I am mentally exhausted.
Master: Give your mind a rest.

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Of Grasshoppers December 17, 2012 11:13 am

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Student: Stress results in being dysfunctional.
Master: Being dysfunctional results in stress.

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Of Grasshoppers December 13, 2012 6:38 am

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Student: I failed another test.
Master: You had another lesson.

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Of Grasshoppers December 4, 2012 9:42 pm

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Student: I am tired of trying.
Master: Quit.

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Of Grasshoppers October 12, 2012 9:16 am

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Student: Why are better choices easily seen after you’ve made the wrong ones?
Master: Why make the wrong choice in the first place?

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Of Grasshoppers May 14, 2012 8:02 am

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Student: Tell me it is going to be okay.
Master: Do you already know the outcome?

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Of Grasshoppers May 11, 2012 2:25 pm

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Student: The mind is tired.
Master: The body is weak.

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Of Grasshoppers May 8, 2012 1:17 pm

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Student: Lifestyle changes in my imminent future.
Master: Ah! You’ll have a future!

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Of Grasshoppers April 24, 2012 5:29 pm

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Student: My life has been one wake up call after another.
Master: When will you quit hitting snooze?

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Of Grasshoppers April 21, 2012 4:29 pm

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Student: I could have been…
Master: You are…

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Of Grasshoppers March 25, 2012 5:36 pm

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Student: I think it is best if I don’t speak.
Master: …

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