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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Of Grasshoppers March 30, 2009 9:26 pm

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Student: Would you judge me?
Master: But you already know the score.

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Of Grasshoppers March 26, 2009 1:10 pm

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Student: I am anything but calm.
Master: A pacing cat catches no mice.

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Of Grasshoppers March 24, 2009 6:21 am

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Student: I failed to stay up all night.
Master: Good, that means you’ll be able to stay up all day.

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Of Grasshoppers March 20, 2009 2:02 pm

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Student: I am at an impasse.
Master: Don’t do anything.

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Of Grasshoppers March 17, 2009 7:04 pm

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Student: All I have ever been, all I have ever wanted to become, my very core is being severely tested.
Master: Tests are meaningless. Outcomes are interesting.

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Of Grasshoppers March 12, 2009 5:32 pm

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Student: Well looks dry.
Master: Storm’s coming.

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Of Grasshoppers March 11, 2009 12:04 pm

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Student: I feel like never speaking again.
Master: Shush!

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Of Grasshoppers March 3, 2009 8:01 am

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Student: How will I be remembered when I am gone?
Master: You will be forgotten.

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Of Grasshoppers February 23, 2009 11:44 am

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Student: I spend much of my life solving other people’s problems.
Master: Who solves yours?

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Of Grasshoppers February 9, 2009 11:03 pm

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Student: There is no good choice.
Master: After enough bad decisions, all choices will look good.

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Of Grasshoppers January 25, 2009 11:28 am

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Student: Somethings I will never do again.
Master: Touched that stove again eh?

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Of Grasshoppers January 23, 2009 10:10 am

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Student: That knocked the wind out of me!
Master: Just breathe.

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Of Grasshoppers January 22, 2009 11:30 am

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Student: Life’s hard.
Master: Life is simple; Your burdens are weighty.

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Of Grasshoppers January 18, 2009 5:56 pm

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Student: I handled that poorly.
Master: Stress and anger damage the heart.

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Of Grasshoppers January 11, 2009 12:58 pm

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Student: I cannot save them all.
Master: Can you save yourself?

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