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From the Mouths of Babes

I gave Amy some dry cereal (Cookie Crisp if you call that cereal) and a cup of milk. She runs to the fridge and opens the door saying “Baby milk” and I say “you already have milk.” I close the fridge and she shakes her head back and forth saying “no no no” so I let her open the fridge, get the milk and she takes it to her bowl and cup. I ask “in here?” pointing to the cup and pour her some more. She says “milk cookies” so I concede and pour some milk in with her cereal and she becomes happy.

She’s a riot! This morning has been chatter chatter chatter. “My toy!” “Noah eat!” “alright alright” “hot hot hot” (when the tea kettle whistled) Dad says “No food on the couch” Amy replies “alright” and backs up. “What are you doing?” (to Noah) “My cereal” “Noooo oh”

Amy laid down to eat her cereal and I told her “you’ll spill it” and it spilled all over her. Fortunately I didn’t put that much milk in it. When I fixed her a new bowl she did a dance repeating over and over “Baby cereal” (that could be “Amy cereal”)

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I took a quiz!

My inner child is sixteen years old today

My inner child is sixteen years old!


Life’s not fair! It’s never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something’s gotta change. And it’s gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Greenplaits gets credit for encouraging me to take this quiz. I anticipate the dialog my wife has for me over my results.

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Goals

a) submit resumes to ads from paper

b) call headhunter re: sales job DONE

c) followup with barter client 1

d) followup with pay comes later client 2

e) give sister some hosting options

f) call techical staffer in NC DONE

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Taffy

The left half this way

The right half that way

Me up

I down

Myself twisted around

The left hand types

The right hand writes

You yes

She no

Everyone else go go go

One must create

Two must destroy

Hers for fun

His to annoy

Ours to live on in joy

Yes

No

Maybe

Don’t decide

Ambivalence is crazy

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Audio Pleasure

Cat Stevens “Tea for the Tillerman”

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When in VA keep your kids close

Va. Tells Men: No Sex With Young Girls

The state is posting billboards with messages such as “Isn’t she a little young?” as part of a campaign to dissuade men from having sex with underage girls.
In 1999 and 2000 in Virginia, men over 18 were responsible for 219 births involving girls who were 13 and 14…
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Today’s Goals

a) replace that horrific profile picture (made with cell phone) with something that doesn’t look quite so psychotic

b) submit resume to jobs in Sunday’s paper

c) apply to Home Depot

d) look at contract opportunities in Raleigh, Nashville, Asheville, Chattanooga, Altanta, Denver and Boulder

e) evaluation/bid of web application project

f) cook breakfast for boys DONE

g) followup email to client DONE

i) read a chapter in a book DONE

j) short game of D and D with the boys DONE

k) return phone call and email to recruiter regarding Raleigh NC job DONE

l) clear memory of phone and see if its performance changes DONE still bites

m) email resume to recruiter DONE

n) get ad in papers announcing Monday’s Asperger Support Group

o) cook lunch for the kids DONE

p) cook dinner DONE