Sarah: "Can I go hang out at my boyfriend’s house?"
Me: "Is anyone else going to be there?"
Sarah: "I’ll find out."
Me: "Are you ever going to have him over here?"
Sarah: "Uh, we don’t have a couch."
Me: "Need me to buy you a couch?"
Sarah: "Deal. Get a couch and I’ll have him over."
We’re getting a couch? Hooray!
Couches mean make out spot… oh, wait, you’ve got Evan, also known as God’s Natural Birth Control. Becz. he’ll challenge boyfriend to sword fight or something else precious and there goes private time. Memo to all: feed Evan lots of High Fructose Corn Syrup before the first couch date! Heh heh heh.