Student: The mind is tired.
Master: The body is weak.
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
Oral Happiness
Stuck it in the mouth
And wiggled it about
Thrust back and forth
Then took it out
The stuff left behind
Was then spat out
Felt so good
Want to do it again
Brushing teeth
Leaves such a grin!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Lifestyle changes in my imminent future.
Master: Ah! You’ll have a future!
Deep Thoughts
We never know how much more we can take upon ourselves until we try.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: My life has been one wake up call after another.
Master: When will you quit hitting snooze?
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I could have been…
Master: You are…
I will change the world
I recall childhood dreams
And the adult in me
Misses them
So it seems
All I have left are
Daydreams.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I think it is best if I don’t speak.
Master: …
I wish my dates had been this transparent
NSFW!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Have I been tired my entire life?
Master: Have you ever rested?
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Sometimes I feel I’ve lived too long.
Master: Give it a few more years.
This kid is going to do alright!
Actually, he should be a teenager now and needs to make a current animated gif.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I must become a stronger man.
Master: You must exercise.
Everyone Poops
Watch this without laughing to tears. I dare you!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Am I the man I want to be?
Master: You are the man that you are.
