"Murphy was an optimist!"
Of Grasshoppers May 14, 2012 8:02 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Tell me it is going to be okay.
Master: Do you already know the outcome?
Of Grasshoppers May 11, 2012 2:25 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: The mind is tired.
Master: The body is weak.
Oral Happiness May 9, 2012 2:18 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Philosophy, Poetry, Touchy SubjectsStuck it in the mouth
And wiggled it about
Thrust back and forth
Then took it out
The stuff left behind
Was then spat out
Felt so good
Want to do it again
Brushing teeth
Leaves such a grin!
Of Grasshoppers May 8, 2012 1:17 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Lifestyle changes in my imminent future.
Master: Ah! You’ll have a future!
Deep Thoughts April 30, 2012 10:14 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, PhilosophyWe never know how much more we can take upon ourselves until we try.
add a commentOf Grasshoppers April 24, 2012 5:29 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: My life has been one wake up call after another.
Master: When will you quit hitting snooze?
Of Grasshoppers April 21, 2012 4:29 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I could have been…
Master: You are…
I will change the world April 17, 2012 5:04 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Philosophy, PoetryI recall childhood dreams
And the adult in me
Misses them
So it seems
All I have left are
Daydreams.
Of Grasshoppers March 25, 2012 5:36 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I think it is best if I don’t speak.
Master: …
I wish my dates had been this transparent March 21, 2012 7:13 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : HumorNSFW!
add a commentOf Grasshoppers March 19, 2012 1:39 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Have I been tired my entire life?
Master: Have you ever rested?
Of Grasshoppers March 13, 2012 2:55 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Sometimes I feel I’ve lived too long.
Master: Give it a few more years.
This kid is going to do alright! March 7, 2012 11:34 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest, Sex, Touchy SubjectsActually, he should be a teenager now and needs to make a current animated gif.
Of Grasshoppers March 7, 2012 9:02 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I must become a stronger man.
Master: You must exercise.
Everyone Poops March 2, 2012 3:12 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of InterestWatch this without laughing to tears. I dare you!
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