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  • You call this news?!

    With the current state of paywalls and news organizations, I am pretty sure I could grab a handful of journalist students from a university and put a hurt on the Boston Globe or Scripps Newspapers such as the Knoxnews. Yes, you read that correctly. I believe am amateur hack like me plus a handful of inexperienced young journalists could take on the major publishers and win.

    Why? Because they have forgotten their core business is delivering news! And don’t whine to me about monetization. Or that I don’t understand the challenges of funding a news business because from the looks of it the big organizations don’t know how either! I’ll rest my case with this screen capture of Boston.com. Look closely for the story. There is none! Why? Probably because I’m not logged in. All it shows is a tabloidish title "Builders of Obama’s health website saw red flags" designed to drawn in pageviews then a webpage full of links to social networks, unrelated articles, and a couple of ads. This is not news:

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  • Panic

    Nothing quite compares to waking up in a total panic attack.

  • State of Me

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    I am tired. And I acknowledge that dimly is no excuse.

  • Failing at life

    Since leaving the basement in 2010 to work in Cubeville, I believe my biggest failing in life has been to not find my "Cheers" in which to get schnookered for the transition from work to home and vice versa.

  • Musical Boobies!

    When my wife walked through the room with music projecting from her chest, I knew she had an iPhone tucked in her bra, but I couldn’t resist declaring, "Musical boobies!" and hugging her with my ear pressed to one.

    Of course, she grinned and replied, "I knew you were going to say that." Then, when I attempted to dial in a different station and turn up the volume, she frowned.

  • Deep thoughts

    If your sole goal has become “just make it to the end” perhaps the time has come to rethink your life’s purpose.

  • Just relative

    I just had a conversation with Yesterday
    About Tomorrow.
    He claimed I should be focused on Today
    And went on to chastise the Future
    While praising the Present
    Using words from the Past.

  • Nice guys do finish last

    There’s a reason nice guys finish last and I think it’s time to move ahead of the pack.

  • Can’t trust tonight’s blood pressure measurement

    I decided to start measuring my blood pressure again. I grab the cuff and there’s no back on it. The 4 AA batteries are no where to be found. Neither is the back (which holds the batteries in). You know, if you are going to steal the batteries..fine but at least but the battery cover back on!

    I suspect the conversation was "hey, wanna see Dad’s blood pressure REALLY high?"

  • Sunday delimia

    I just took my son to work. Do I go back to bed? Feed the animals circling at my feet? Read a book? Work? Improve the house? Wash a car?