"Murphy was an optimist!"
From the mouths of babes November 27, 2006 10:22 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babes, Tommy
This one comes second hand because I was in the store.
Dad: Pulls up to liquor store and goes in. Eggnog sometimes needs rum.
Tommy: "Why are we at a wine store!"
Mom: —I don’t know her reply—
Tommy: "You better keep that stuff downstairs!"