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From the mouths of babes

This one comes second hand because I was in the store.

Dad: Pulls up to liquor store and goes in. Eggnog sometimes needs rum.
Tommy: "Why are we at a wine store!"
Mom: —I don’t know her reply—
Tommy: "You better keep that stuff downstairs!"

Well now, I guess the school, the church, and the grandparents have done their job. Apparently Tommy thinks that by being near the bottle, he’ll catch drunkedness or something.

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