LOST is all about Walt Disney’s Ophelia complex! See, ABC is owned by Disney. Disney loves to kill parents especially mothers. On the island, all mother’s must die. Michael’s boy Walt could make things happen with his mind which is an obvious tribute to Walt Disney. The smoke monster is one of Walt Disney’s manifestations. There you have it. LOST is Disney World!
Day: May 23, 2007
LOST Season 3 Recap
Incase you need a reminder of what has happened in this season of LOST, read this recap. (read it anyway because it is funny!)
Cingular Skipped Daylight Savings
Has anyone other than me that uses Cingular’s text messaging on a G3 phone noticed that the time stamp is off by one hour? I asked at the store and the employees had not noticed. I think a technician is working on it now.
Marriage has challenges
I think one of the biggest challenges in marriage is finding new ways to piss off your spouse so that they don’t get bored with the old ways of pissing them off. Watch for my upcoming book release, "365 Ways to Tick Off Your Wife" and its sister publication, "365 Ways to Apologize (Without saying the word sex)."
LOST Spoiler
Ben is on a radio show right now. He just said, "Tonight’s casuality count will be unprecidented" "I shot him a little bit lower than the chest" "and where the wound is, is important" Ben also mentioned his character was only supposed to be on a couple of shows. Thanks for the relay by SingleDads!
Tonight on LOST
I know what is going to happen!
Hiro shows up on the island which is really a big submarine and blows up just as we learn that Jack Bueur is really a pregnant lady and has to die then House claims he can save Jack but Wil Shatner intervenes with a legal loop hole explaining they have to blow up and everyone dies.
Someone’s got to die!
Last week I gave Cathy wishy-washy answers about who I thought would die on Lost this season. My guesses are: Bernard, Rose, Juliet, Tom and Charlie. I could also see the French lady taking a bullet and a piece of me thinks Desmond could go but I still believe the story is all about Desmond and Penelope. Who is on your death watch?
Charlie, yer gonna die!