"Murphy was an optimist!"
Orgasmic Pizza February 24, 2018 11:55 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Interest, Sex, Touchy SubjectsYour scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
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How to end the day and begin the evening? February 14, 2018 4:45 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily LifeYou reach a point each day when you have to ask yourself, "Beer or Real Hot Yoga?"
add a commentFrom the mouths of babes February 14, 2018 4:10 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babes, Of Being DadThis is what it is like having a phone call with your teenager:
Me: "I love you."
Teen: "Alright. Bye."
Want to try audio books? February 14, 2018 2:35 pm
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add a commentBeautiful Day! February 11, 2018 12:19 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily LifeGreat day for woodworking
Really wish I had time to work on the yard and a garden
add a commentIt is time…there is no time February 10, 2018 1:43 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily LifeOccurs to me that it is planting season. I really want to be building a raised bed in the yard and setting up a robot gardener. But I am so not ready. I need time and materials to build a greenhouse, raised beds, etc. Our biggest expense is food. I pay for food by working a job. My biggest time sink is my job. Catch-22. I really am enjoying indoor gardening. Now I want to turn the whole house and yard into growing food.
add a commentWhere is the snow? February 2, 2018 8:53 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily LifeThe kids told me school would be canceled so I slept in. Where’s the snow? The ice?!
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