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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Butterfly effect November 16, 2024 9:55 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Deep Thoughts, Philosophy
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If I knew then

What I know now

Then I would not be here

And I would not know

What I know now

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To Give August 23, 2024 8:41 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Philosophy, Poetry
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I gave so much of me

There seemed nothing left to give

But I gave some more

When I am gone

There will be nothing left to remember

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Of Grasshoppers May 24, 2024 11:32 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: “I could have been great”

Master: “what are you comparing yourself against?”

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The stress addict’s prayer April 9, 2024 10:08 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
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Give us this day our daily Xanax

Calm the mind and lead us not into day drinking

Forgive us our craving for the productivity of cocaine

Ritalin this Batman

Speed our inattention away

For twenty, fuck it.

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Deep Thoughts March 26, 2024 6:55 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Philosophy
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There will be days when it feels like only you care. These are not the days to quit caring. These are the days to care more.

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Deep thoughts February 20, 2024 5:40 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Philosophy
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It was never about money. It was about time.

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Your life can improve February 15, 2024 12:48 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Philosophy, Poetry
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If you feel a mess
If you are depressed
If chaos rules the day
Perhaps you’d rather sleep it away

Play the lottery
For that quick fix
Four dollars
Buys a little hope

A magic bean
Will not fix
The problems
You have seen

Instead
Choose something small
Wake up, floss those teeth
Floss them all

Tomorrow
Add another small task
Instead of stinking
Take a bath

Don’t let the bath
Replace the floss
Combine them together
To be a boss

Next day when you awake
Hit the floor
Eight pushups
Maybe more

These small tasks add up
Do a little more
And those huge tasks
Will shrink away

Day after day
Is how habits form
One day soon
You will wake up with tasks no more.

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Meditation January 3, 2024 12:56 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Deep Thoughts, Health, Meditation, Mental, Of Interest, Philosophy
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I struggled with meditation for what seemed like 15 or 20 years. Jason Jarrett introduced me to Buddhist chanting and meditation came together for me becoming an important part of my life. Today I learned of Isha Kriya. I do not see this replacing my chanting but I’m intrigued enough to try it for at least 48 days.

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Shelf Elf December 21, 2023 11:13 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Philosophy, Poetry
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An elf came down from the pole
To dance within your walls
Turning tricks in the night
Is it devious? Mischievous? Frightful?
Or a delight?

The elf rules are simple
You can look but you cannot touch
You can tip your elf
But it won’t change your luck

The elf when it comes
Leaves you more frustrated
Than before it came
And once the elf is done and gone
The glitter remains as evidence of your shame.

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Deep Thoughts August 15, 2023 9:11 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Philosophy
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The beauty of youth is that the young do not yet know what they cannot do therefore they can do anything.

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Of Grasshoppers July 31, 2023 9:59 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: “I can do better.”

Master: “To do better, you must first make mistakes.”

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In the end it doesn’t matter June 21, 2023 11:54 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Philosophy, Poetry
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I’d like to think I’ll be missed when I am gone

But I know that is wrong

Our time here is brief

And we are quickly forgotten

Stories will be told

And lore rewritten

Unable to correct or defend

From the grave

Our reputation cannot be saved

History that never happened

Words contrived

Will become our legacy

We are legend

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Deep Thoughts May 19, 2023 11:09 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Philosophy
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Everyone can do better than you until they have to do what you are doing.

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Of Grasshoppers April 26, 2023 11:31 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: “Why is my life hard?”

Master: “Who are you asking?”

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Deep Thoughts April 9, 2023 1:42 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Deep Thoughts, Philosophy
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The hardest part about making mistakes is the repetition.

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