I awoke from a 30 year dream
And reality smacked me in the face.
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
Darkness
The Darkness came for me in the night
With the setting sun
The loss of light
The Darkness enveloped and consumed
No brightness, only gloom
The Darkness took from me my soul
I gave no fight
For I am too old
I should be relieved that it is gone
But in place of my heart
It left a gaping hole.
State of me
i’m happy!
Doug’s Mantras
Just say yes!
Doug’s Mantras
Never start at the top.
Doug’s Mantras
Count to 10; Wait 24 hours.
With credit due to Chris Jepeway.
Doug’s Mantras
Just let it go.
Doug’s Mantras
Move forward.
I have a crush on her
My love for Cathy is so large
That in trying to carry it
I find myself crushed.
Stone me
I feel like I need medication
I need tranquilization.
Walking Dead
Somewhere along the path
I died
But did not know enough
To stop walking.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I am alone.
Master:
Living large
I will do everything big!
For no success should go unnoticed
No voice unheard
No risk taken without chance of harm
No conditional love
No joy mundane
And no mistake can ever be small.
Deep Thoughts
Dying is such a slow process. I’m nearly 41 years into my death and there’s still no end in sight.
So, just grab em?
Okay, what I gather from this Reddit discussion titled "Do women intentionally press there boobs up against men?" is that women basically have no feeling in their breasts. This changes everything! And explains a lot. You know, like when you’re working through certain Freudian fixations and she’s staring down at you with that quirky look of "can we get on with it already?!" like the one she wears when the line is moving too slowly at the grocery. Oh to be twelve again with this knowledge! …now where’d I put that book on erogenous zones?
