Quit using gutteral noises as a form of language.
We’re making money not art.
"Trash goes IN the trash can, not ON the trash can."
My son is a speed demon in his math class. He tries to be the first one finished and it is damaging his grade. To address this, I have him repeat this mantra.
The winner at math is the person who gets the answer correct, not the person who gets the answer first.
What the hell are you doing?
These are things my children hear repeatedly:
Lazy creates more work. Always.
Be a knowledge seeker.
My new goal at the beginning of each month: "Just make it to the end of the month alive."
Be a knowledge seeker. -DM
"Do as I say, not as I do."
Just say yes!
Never start at the top.
Count to 10; Wait 24 hours.
With credit due to Chris Jepeway.
Just let it go.