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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Of Grasshoppers May 10, 2009 8:30 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: Where’s my Mr. Miyagi?
Master: Look in the Yellow Pages under "psychologist" and expect to pay $150 an hour. You don’t really think you can get sage advice for honey-do’s and car washes, do you?!

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Of Grasshoppers May 3, 2009 9:18 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: Does it really matter?
Master: To whom?

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Of Grasshoppers May 3, 2009 4:05 pm

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Student: I’m thinking of cutting my tongue out.
Master: Nothing tastes better than silence.

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Deep Throughts May 1, 2009 2:14 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Philosophy
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Our very existence requires whole heartedly exchanging love meaningfully every day.

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Real Life Twitter April 30, 2009 7:47 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy, Publishing, Video
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This video is a riot! Um, did college humor get off the embed bus? I mean we used to be able to embed college humor videos didn’t we? Go watch Real Life Twitter. Will your Twitter style change?

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The Swine Flu Source Caught on Film April 28, 2009 2:58 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
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The Swine Flu Source

seen at http://imgur.com/27K39.jpg

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xkcd Sums Up Swine Flu on Twitter April 27, 2009 2:01 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Health, Humor, Of Interest
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xkcd:Swine Flu

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Of Grasshoppers April 27, 2009 7:16 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: There is so much that cannot be done today.
Master: What can be accomplished?

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Things that should never… April 26, 2009 9:17 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Philosophy
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We have a variety of interesting smells in the house today. So as I try to track down their sources, I leave you with a reminder that the 5 states of matter are gas, solid, liquid, plasma, and milk:

Things that should never…be solid: milk.

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Doug’s Mantras April 26, 2009 8:53 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Doug's Mantras, Health, Juggling, Philosophy
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Juggling is not a sobriety test.

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Things that should never… April 25, 2009 9:54 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Philosophy
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Things that should never…be done together: nakedness and boiling water. For example, one should never make tea naked.

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Of Grasshoppers April 25, 2009 3:42 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: Your mirror is broken.
Master: Not as pretty as you thought you were are you?

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Today’s Deep Thought April 24, 2009 4:25 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Philosophy
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I don’t say f*ck nearly enough! (how the hell do you pronounce * anyway?)

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Seen on a bumper sticker April 24, 2009 1:48 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Philosophy, Quote, Religion / Spirituality, Touchy Subjects
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Based upon this, I’d say I’m very spiritual.

A religious person is a someone who is afraid of Hell; a spiritual person has been there and back.

In fact, I’m so spiritual I keep going back for more!

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Of Grasshoppers April 23, 2009 10:55 pm

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Student: Is this it?
Master: Is it enough?

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