Student: Where’s my Mr. Miyagi?
Master: Look in the Yellow Pages under "psychologist" and expect to pay $150 an hour. You don’t really think you can get sage advice for honey-do’s and car washes, do you?!
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Does it really matter?
Master: To whom?
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I’m thinking of cutting my tongue out.
Master: Nothing tastes better than silence.
Deep Throughts
Our very existence requires whole heartedly exchanging love meaningfully every day.
Real Life Twitter
This video is a riot! Um, did college humor get off the embed bus? I mean we used to be able to embed college humor videos didn’t we? Go watch Real Life Twitter. Will your Twitter style change?
The Swine Flu Source Caught on Film
seen at http://imgur.com/27K39.jpg
xkcd Sums Up Swine Flu on Twitter
Of Grasshoppers
Student: There is so much that cannot be done today.
Master: What can be accomplished?
Things that should never…
We have a variety of interesting smells in the house today. So as I try to track down their sources, I leave you with a reminder that the 5 states of matter are gas, solid, liquid, plasma, and milk:
Things that should never…be solid: milk.
Doug’s Mantras
Juggling is not a sobriety test.
Things that should never…
Things that should never…be done together: nakedness and boiling water. For example, one should never make tea naked.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Your mirror is broken.
Master: Not as pretty as you thought you were are you?
Today’s Deep Thought
I don’t say f*ck nearly enough! (how the hell do you pronounce * anyway?)
Seen on a bumper sticker
Based upon this, I’d say I’m very spiritual.
A religious person is a someone who is afraid of Hell; a spiritual person has been there and back.
In fact, I’m so spiritual I keep going back for more!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Is this it?
Master: Is it enough?
