Reality Me

Category: Philosophy

Think deep.

  • Wednesdays, my favorite worst day

    Wednesdays are Lost
    Work is Lost to the children’s needs
    Lost as a taxi service
    Preschool, preschool, high school, STAR
    Time Lost to the kids is precious
    On Wednesdays I am in paradise, Lost
    In the island of my mind, I am Lost
    Lost in self-flagellation and meditation
    I so look forward to Wednesdays
    My favorite times have always been Lost times
    I would not trade my Lost Wednesdays for anything
    Best of all, Wednesdays end with Lost

    “I can’t do this all on my own. No, I know, I’m no Superman!“

  • Huh?

    Why is weird such a strange word?

  • Tired of spam?

    Spamusement has poorly drawn cartoons based on actual spam subject lines

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: If I can just make it around the next bend.
    Master: Just take one more step.

  • Mayor Nagin of New Orleans

    Seen the latest publicity poster for New Orleans?

  • Read the headline

    Photoshop is so fun. Wish I had thought of this one. I should add that I saw this one a week or two ago in a different setting. I think orsm.net is taking someone else’s credit. Seems the picture wasn’t as dark either and that you could actually see the woman in the paper in the paper in the paper…

  • Typeless

    I want to write
    But today I’m not quite right
    So I’ll remain quiet
    And ramble only in my brain

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: I need a miracle.
    Master: You need residual, non-labor revenue.

  • Do as I say, not as I do…

    My mantra around the house: “Don’t put it down; put it away.”

    Then I look at my desk.

    I once read it takes 30,000 repetitions to make something a habit. I have a long way to go.

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: I can’t win
    Master: Just play the game.

  • Filed under “dumbass”

    1. Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet
    2. Do read the label on the box which in bold letters read “DO NOT USE TO REMOVE SQUIRRELS, BATS OR BIRDS.”
    3. Moth balls do get rid of squirrels in the attic (temporarily) while poisoning the humans and giving them cancer.

    On a side note, I’m having awfully good memories of visiting Great-grandmother’s house.

    Update: About 5 hours later the house doesn’t stink any longer.

  • Who needs cable when you have kids

    Amy toots her own horn 3.56MB avi – if I knew how to compress movies I would (I recommend you have your sound on for this one)

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: Lost
    Master: Oh yeah!

  • Now this is a car commercial!

    Watch this video for the Volkswagon Polo titled “German engineering vs Arab engineering.” Warning! Work safe but potentially offensive to people that have lost their minds in political correctness. To these folks, I ask that you lighten up. We don’t make our world a better place by ignoring reality, or re-writing history to be less offensive. We certainly don’t make a blind man see by calling him “visually impaired.” Frankly I find political correctness patronizing and that’s offensive.

    Some followup:

    A commercial accidently released on the Internet depicts a Miiddle Eastern suicide bomber blowing himself up in a VW Polo automobile. The advertisement – with a tagline of “Polo. Small but tough.” – was meant to show the sturdiness of the car, since it contained the explosion. The spot was produced by the British group “Lee and Dan” who claim Volkswagen did not request the ad.
    January 20, 2005 — Volkswagen is planning to take legal action against the masterminds behind a hoax VW commercial depicting a suicide bomber.

  • Of Grasshoppers

    Student: Sometimes I can’t focus.
    Master: Have another coffee and let’s talk.