"Murphy was an optimist!"
A little obvious January 25, 2006 2:29 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : HumorWednesdays, my favorite worst day January 25, 2006 7:33 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Lost, Philosophy, Poetry, TV / MoviesWednesdays are Lost
Work is Lost to the children’s needs
Lost as a taxi service
Preschool, preschool, high school, STAR
Time Lost to the kids is precious
On Wednesdays I am in paradise, Lost
In the island of my mind, I am Lost
Lost in self-flagellation and meditation
I so look forward to Wednesdays
My favorite times have always been Lost times
I would not trade my Lost Wednesdays for anything
Best of all, Wednesdays end with Lost
“I can’t do this all on my own. No, I know, I’m no Superman!“
8commentsHuh? January 23, 2006 3:54 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : PhilosophyWhy is weird such a strange word?
add a commentTired of spam? January 20, 2006 11:44 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : HumorSpamusement has poorly drawn cartoons based on actual spam subject lines
add a commentOf Grasshoppers January 19, 2006 7:10 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: If I can just make it around the next bend.
Master: Just take one more step.
Mayor Nagin of New Orleans January 19, 2006 3:09 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, PhilosophySeen the latest publicity poster for New Orleans?
add a commentRead the headline January 19, 2006 12:37 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : HumorPhotoshop is so fun. Wish I had thought of this one. I should add that I saw this one a week or two ago in a different setting. I think orsm.net is taking someone else’s credit. Seems the picture wasn’t as dark either and that you could actually see the woman in the paper in the paper in the paper…
add a commentTypeless January 18, 2006 12:42 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, PoetryI want to write
But today I’m not quite right
So I’ll remain quiet
And ramble only in my brain
Of Grasshoppers January 18, 2006 5:45 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I need a miracle.
Master: You need residual, non-labor revenue.
Do as I say, not as I do… January 16, 2006 10:02 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, PhilosophyMy mantra around the house: “Don’t put it down; put it away.”
Then I look at my desk.
I once read it takes 30,000 repetitions to make something a habit. I have a long way to go.
1 comment so farOf Grasshoppers January 16, 2006 9:35 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I can’t win
Master: Just play the game.
Filed under “dumbass” January 15, 2006 4:17 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, House, Humor- Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet
- Do read the label on the box which in bold letters read “DO NOT USE TO REMOVE SQUIRRELS, BATS OR BIRDS.”
- Moth balls do get rid of squirrels in the attic (temporarily) while poisoning the humans and giving them cancer.
On a side note, I’m having awfully good memories of visiting Great-grandmother’s house.
Update: About 5 hours later the house doesn’t stink any longer.
2commentsWho needs cable when you have kids January 11, 2006 11:04 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babes, Humor, VideoAmy toots her own horn 3.56MB avi – if I knew how to compress movies I would (I recommend you have your sound on for this one)
add a commentOf Grasshoppers January 11, 2006 10:33 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Lost
Master: Oh yeah!
Now this is a car commercial! January 10, 2006 8:05 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, PhilosophyWatch this video for the Volkswagon Polo titled “German engineering vs Arab engineering.” Warning! Work safe but potentially offensive to people that have lost their minds in political correctness. To these folks, I ask that you lighten up. We don’t make our world a better place by ignoring reality, or re-writing history to be less offensive. We certainly don’t make a blind man see by calling him “visually impaired.” Frankly I find political correctness patronizing and that’s offensive.
Some followup:
add a commentA commercial accidently released on the Internet depicts a Miiddle Eastern suicide bomber blowing himself up in a VW Polo automobile. The advertisement – with a tagline of “Polo. Small but tough.” – was meant to show the sturdiness of the car, since it contained the explosion. The spot was produced by the British group “Lee and Dan” who claim Volkswagen did not request the ad.
January 20, 2005 — Volkswagen is planning to take legal action against the masterminds behind a hoax VW commercial depicting a suicide bomber.
