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I have the winning ticket for the $340 million Powerball jackpot!

So I bought a Powerball ticket last night since it was a rather large jackpot, $340 million to be exact. Driving down the interstate today, I noticed the lottery billboard shows the Powerball at $40 million which means someone won. Using quantum physics, I know that I am that winner because I have not yet observed the ticket (nor have I observed an announcement of the winner) therefore my ticket must simultaneously be every winning and every losing combination. Now I just have to figure out how to observe that winning number.

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Don’t ruin it for everybody

Dear parents, rather than trying to force your ideals upon my children, please allow them to read the assigned reading and be challenged by the concepts and the language within the writing. These books, Feed and Robopocalypse, were chosen for a reason, not by random choice. If you do not want your child to read the book, let your child read the alternative reading but leave my child alone. I believe these high school students, these young adults, can handle it.

See more at Hardin Valley STEM reading assignment stirs up controversy.

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Today’s todos

Today is Sunday…a day to rest. Today’s resting list:

  • Fix three computers
  • Work on a client’s website to add recurring Paypal donations to their site
  • Repair two cars
  • Repair one lawnmower
  • Buy propane and CO2 for the mosquito magnet
  • Clean the house
  • Do paperwork for cub scouts
  • Do paperwork for boy scouts
  • Do paperwork for me
  • Do paperwork for the IRS

An easy day at last!