First, that title says "George Carlin" so if you think you can click play on the video below and not hear a word that starts with F and rhymes with duck then you’re delusional. Second, I don’t think you’ll laugh, but you might cheer George on. Third, well, just watch the video.
Day: September 4, 2007
From the mouths of babes
Evan, from his crib: "I’m not going to sleep and you cannot make me. I have been studying constitutional law on the History Channel and PBS along with escape tactics used by Wonder Pets on Noggin and tactical planning on Family Guy. You cannot legally nor forcefully hold me in this cell any longer. I am two years old for God’s sake! I don’t need to NAP! Release me now or I shall POO!"
From the mouths of babes
Dad: "Evan time to take a nap!"
Evan, the littlest con artist: *cries out* then squints really hard trying to force tears
Seduced
Last night I decided to not sleep until January but the Sirens called and I decided to grab just a couple of hours rest. That’s where my seductress got me. Despite having the stolen covers between her skin and mine, her warmth was soothing and the weight of her body leaning against my back anchoring. We were not cuddling but she lay partially across my legs further assuring I would stay in the bed and it worked. Each time I jolted awake, I dared not leave the bed for fear of disturbing her…at least that was my rationalization. Shouldn’t the dog be sleeping at the foot of the bed?!
