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From the mouths of babes

So I pick Noah up from school and this cute girl calls out to him.

Dad: "Is that your girlfriend?"
Noah: "Well, sorta."
Dad: "What do you mean, sorta?"
Noah: "Well, she’s a girl. And we are friends."
Dad: "Are you sweet on each other?"
Noah: "Well, sorta."
Dad: "What do you mean, sorta?"
Noah: "Well, we like to talk a lot."
Dad: "Have you had sex education in school?"
Noah: "I think I missed that day."

I’m going to have a lot of illegitimate grandchildren…

3 thoughts on “From the mouths of babes

  1. I think the same thing about my husband’s nephew. He’s 16 and had a girl practically throwing herself all over him. (Why, I don’t know.) But he was totally clueless.

  2. Oh to be 16 and clueless again!

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