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"Murphy was an optimist!"

From the mouths of babes November 30, 2007 9:01 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babes, Noah, Of Being Dad
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So I pick Noah up from school and this cute girl calls out to him.

Dad: "Is that your girlfriend?"
Noah: "Well, sorta."
Dad: "What do you mean, sorta?"
Noah: "Well, she’s a girl. And we are friends."
Dad: "Are you sweet on each other?"
Noah: "Well, sorta."
Dad: "What do you mean, sorta?"
Noah: "Well, we like to talk a lot."
Dad: "Have you had sex education in school?"
Noah: "I think I missed that day."

I’m going to have a lot of illegitimate grandchildren…

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1. Kris - December 2, 2007

I think the same thing about my husband’s nephew. He’s 16 and had a girl practically throwing herself all over him. (Why, I don’t know.) But he was totally clueless.

2. Doug McCaughan - December 2, 2007

Oh to be 16 and clueless again!

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