Pets do not make you live longer. They kill your husband off earlier which gives you the illusion of living longer.
Day: May 21, 2014
How not to start the day
My mornings should not begin with me walking around muttering to myself, "fucking cats."
The animals are driving me crazy
I awoke at 4am to get work done. It’s now 4:45am and no work is done. Why? I’m bouncing out of my chair to let the howling dog outside, one cat is trying to push my coffee off the table, another cat is shredding my leather chairs, and a third cat is wrapped around my ankles. This is why I need a home office with a door.
HVAC Maintenance
When you go to bed with the house at 82°F and awake with the house at 78°F, your air conditioner is trying to remind you that you should not have skipped the annual maintenance.
We will try to limp by until the weekend by making the house super cold in the morning and avoiding opening doors throughout the day (ha!).
Temperature conversion courtesy of http://www.onlineconversion.com/.
Feeding Frenzy
I awake at 4am and suddenly all the animals think, "Yea! New feeding time!"
