The cat wants to play fetch while the dog wants to be on the other side of the door.
The animals have decreed that it is time for me to wake up.
It is impossible to get out of bed when two cats are sleeping on you.
I awake at 4am and suddenly all the animals think, "Yea! New feeding time!"
Depending on your perspective, this is either a genius or not very brilliant solution to a cat problem. The kittens have taken to chewing electrical cords. At $80 a cord, Apple is loving our kittens. So, I’ve decided to train them away from cords…by squirting them with water when I see them chewing a cord. I think it is a spark of genius! One way or another, this problem will end.