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Of Grasshoppers January 31, 2010 5:42 pm

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Student: I am overwhelmed.
Master: Perhaps you do too much at once.

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Of Grasshoppers January 30, 2010 5:30 pm

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Student: I was very happy until I was told I wasn’t.
Master: With great effort, we climb to heights from which it is so easy to be knocked down.

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Of Grasshoppers January 20, 2010 6:23 pm

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Student: Correcting the results of my poor judgments is ridiculously difficult.
Master: Much easier to use good judgment in the first place.

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Of Grasshoppers January 12, 2010 9:11 pm

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Student: Look. A bus.
Master: Get out of the street!

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Of Grasshoppers December 31, 2009 7:49 am

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Student: Take it back.
Master: Once a stone is tossed in the pond, only time calms the ripples.

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Anxiety December 24, 2009 9:47 pm

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This hand versus that
The good and the bad;
Trying to spread good
But feel only sad;
A harmless white lie
still tears at the soul;
Her ego judged me
When I did no wrong
Then I judged her
Same verse; same song.

Look in the mirror
It’s me that I see;
The image that is
Not the one I want it to be;
They write the rules
I write the rules
There are no rules
We; the fools.

I cannot live
Upon this pillar
So very tall;
Such that all can see
The stature
The nature
The me;
The higher it rises
The bigger it becomes
More of the pillar they see
And so much less of me;
As big as I wish to be
I’m shrinking
Vanishing
Becoming
To small to see.

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Amy’s Christmas Present December 20, 2009 9:38 am

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Amy wants a puppy for Christmas but we already have two large German Shepherds so I’m getting her this instead:
Small child rides aligator
Picture borrowed from Picture is Unrelated without permission.

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Of Grasshoppers December 17, 2009 6:31 am

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Student: If I think of all the tasks I must do, I cannot move.
Master: Instead of thinking of all, do one task.

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Doug’s Mantras December 14, 2009 8:34 am

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File this under things I thought I’d never say.

Clothing belongs in one of three places: on your body, the laundry, or folded up and put away.

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Quote of the Day December 9, 2009 8:52 am

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I have an ever increasing respect for Matt Damon. To me, he seems less like an actor pretending to be a political activist and more like a political activist who happens to be an actor. He definitely has the mental capacities to back it up where other actors have just used their fame as a platform without the brains required to support their stance.

…change comes from the bottom up; always has, always will. “That goes for today, too. We can’t wait for Barack Obama to just fix things. We have to be in his ear. That’s our job as engaged citizens. –Matt Damon [Source, OpenNews.com]

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Of Grasshoppers December 2, 2009 5:35 am

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Student: Spent the night trying to wake up.
Master: Exhausting way to sleep.

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Poetry at 70 mph November 30, 2009 12:14 pm

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I tapped this out on my phone after cresting the hill south bound before the I-40/Pellissippi Parkway exchange. My normal glance at the peaks of the Smoky Mountains was obscured. The weather inspiring.

There are no mountains today. A cloud blankets the horizon. More so, it blankets us all. @djuggler

Theo Aukerman suggests this could become a Haiku.

With slight mods, could be a haiku: … @knoxcoder

So how’s this?

No mountains today
Cloud blankets the horizon
It blankets us all.

Hmm. I may have a thing or two to learn about meter versus moras ("on").

One on is counted for a short syllable, an additional one for an elongated vowel, diphthong, or doubled consonant, and one for an “n” at the end of a syllable. Thus, the word “haibun”, though counted as two syllables in English, is counted as four on in Japanese (ha-i-bu-n). Source, Wikipedia, Haiku

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Of Grasshoppers November 30, 2009 9:42 am

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Student: Self-doubt.
Master: No doubt.

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Of Grasshoppers November 27, 2009 11:15 pm

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Student: I have purpose again.
Master: You’ve always had purpose.

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Of Grasshoppers November 27, 2009 12:27 pm

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Student: What I want to do and need to do are not the same.
Master: Split your attention between each and accomplish neither.

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