"Murphy was an optimist!"
Happy Anniversary Cathy! August 25, 2023 11:57 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Anniversary, Cathy, Daily Life, Family, Holiday22 years of amazing adventures with Cathy and so many more adventures to come!
Happy 21st Anniversary to My Wife August 25, 2022 9:53 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Anniversary, Cathy, Daily Life, Family, Holiday21 years of amazing adventures with Cathy and so many more adventures to come.
Headaches May 14, 2020 6:50 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, FamilyHer: “My head hurts.”
Me: “Can you smell things? How’s your sense of smell?”
Her: “I smell things fine. Quit jumping to that conclusion. If I stub my toe, you aren’t going to take my temperature.”
Me: “But lack of coordination is a covid symptom.”
Her: “I hate this life! Go away.”
Happy 16th Anniversary to My Wife August 25, 2017 9:39 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Anniversary, Cathy, Daily Life, Family, Holiday16 years of amazing adventures with Cathy and so many more adventures to come.
From the mouths of babes June 6, 2017 8:53 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Amy, Cathy, Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babes, Noah, Of Being DadNoah walks in shirtless.
Mom: "Amy, put lotion on your brother’s back."
Amy squawks through the house: "Whaaaat?!"
Dad: "It puts the lotion on the skin!"
Amy: "Okay."
Noah: "I can do it."
From the mouths of babes January 28, 2017 12:49 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babesMy wife: "The squirrels are eating my bush. Would you check on it for me?"
Me: *blink* *blink* "Yes dear."
From the mouths of babes January 25, 2017 8:12 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Evan, Family, From the mouths of babesMother: "Do you know you’re driving me crazy?"
11 year old boy: "Now I do!"
Yes, I used a spreadsheet December 2, 2016 8:46 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Of Being Dad, Sex, Touchy SubjectsAfter 16 years, I have finally figured out when I can and cannot ask my wife for a special dates. Data is beautiful!
add a commentFrom the mouths of babes August 27, 2016 10:50 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babesCathy: "You’ve managed to redneck your whiskey!"
add a commentHappy Anniversary to My Wife August 25, 2016 11:32 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Family15 years ago, I made the greatest decision of my life. Happy Anniversary Cathy! You truly complete me.
From the mouths of babes May 7, 2016 5:11 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Amy, Cathy, Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babesHer: What do you want for dinner?
Him: *something* *something* *9 1/2 weeks* *inappropriate* *something*
Her: Help me!
Him: What?
Her, holding up iPhone: Somehow, I don’t know how, it recorded that.
Him, grabbing iPhone sees an audio message sent to…Granny.
Him bolts out front door to see Granny fidgeting with her phone.
Him opens door to car and grabs phone.
Granny: I’ve never received an audio message before.
Him: I think it recorded silence.
13 year old, giggling: I think Dad recorded something by accident.
Him: It was your mother and it had secrets. *delete*
Her: I deleted it but it just took a while.
Him: That deletes it off your phone, not hers!
Him: Awkward.
From the mouths of babes March 11, 2016 7:33 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Evan, Family, From the mouths of babes, Of Being DadMe to wife: "You’ve made me old with snapchat."
Disembodied 10 year old voice from the back of the house: "Yeah, you are old" "hahaha!" "Get wrecked." "W-r-e-k-e-d"
Happy Anniversary Cathy! August 25, 2015 9:12 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, FamilyFourteen years ago today, and after nearly two years of dating, Cathy and I were married at Gatlinburg’s Ye Ol’ Tyme Photo Boothe and its been one grand adventure since then!
Thank you Cathy for making my life incredible!
add a commentSmashing Morning April 12, 2015 8:35 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily LifeI woke up this morning feeling very groggy. Not hung over. I didn’t drink that much. Just that ache of exhaustion punishment on the body after giving in to a decent night’s sleep.
I approach the coffee maker and there is plenty of water but I think it would be nice to fill it up so Cathy has enough for her coffee. In the process, the cup that I use to transfer water into the reservoir slips from my hand landing perfectly on a vase with the correct angle and velocity to shatter the vase into a million pieces.
Cathy’s response? "Oh, that’s just from way back when you used to bring me flowers. It’s no big…wait, I’m devastated! Only a Starbucks will make me feel better."
add a commentFrom the mouths of babes January 17, 2015 9:18 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babesCathy: "You are returning that funeral home questionnaire!?"
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