Cathy: "You don’t make the sociopath face then stick your tongue in my mouth!"
Category: From the mouths of babes
Funny things kids (and sometimes adults) say. Somethings these make you say “Hmmm.”
From the mouths of babes
While driving home from the funeral I decide to change from my suit pants to some comfortable slacks.
Sarah, agast: "Uh, don’t you generally need to stop the car to do that?"
It made an impression.
From the mouths of babes
Tommy, eating some cheese with dinner: "What country is famous for cheese?"
Dad: "Vaudeville."
Mom: "Tommy, how’s your cheese?"
Tommy: "Good."
Dad: "You should have said gouda."
Tommy: "Hurry up and finish [your meal], so you can leave."
Best thing I heard all week
Mom: "Sarah, Evan’s wearing your bra."
From the mouths of babes
Dad: "Are you nervous?"
Noah: "I don’t know."
Dad: "Your mother asked you to clean your room and you didn’t. Why?"
Sarah: "I don’t know."
Dad: "Do you have any homework?"
Tommy: "I don’t know."
Dad: "What did you do in school today?"
Amy: "I don’t know."
Dad: "Are you hungry?"
Evan: "Diiiink"
From the mouths of babes
Doug: "What can I do to make you happy, honey?"
Cathy: "Not a thing."
Ah! Marriage.
From the mouths of babes
Sarah used to leave for her bus at 7:25.
Dad: "Sarah, it’s 7:15."
Sarah: *grunt*
Dad: "Sarah, it’s 7:27."
Sarah: *grunt* sits up. lays back down.
Dad: walks away.
Sarah, finally dressed: "Can I get something off iTunes real quick?"
Dad, shocked: "You do know it is 7:54 don’t you?"
Sarah: "She’s [the bus driver] been coming later."
Dad adjusts schedule in head to accommodate dropping Sarah off at school but apparently she made the bus by some miracle.
From the mouths of babes
Amy, in a sharp, loud, tattle while Dad drives the car: "Mom! Dad told me to shut up!"
From the mouths of babes
Evan, 19 mths: "Bye Sarah"
From the mouths of babes
As part of last week’s aftermath, when we change Evan’s diaper:
Evan says, "EEeeeewwww!" (before we even remove the old diaper)
From the mouths of babes
Tommy: "You know what dad?"
Dad: "Why yes I do!"
Tommy: *took about 90 seconds before he could speak again*
From the mouths of babes
Amy, 4: "I stayed dry all night!"
Dad: "Very good. Now take off your pullup and stay dry."
Amy: "Dad, I didn’t wear a pullup. I am just like Mom!"
From the mouths of babes
From the mouths of babes
Dad: "Did they mention anything at your school about yesterday being Pearl Harbor day?"
Sarah, 13: "They mentioned it."
From the mouths of babes
Dad: "Sarah, what do you want for Christmas?"
Sarah: "uh. I dunno."
Dad: "Well, that’s what you’ll get."
It is so hard to be thirteen.
