Cathy: "You don’t make the sociopath face then stick your tongue in my mouth!"
Category: From the mouths of babes
Funny things kids (and sometimes adults) say. Somethings these make you say “Hmmm.”
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From the mouths of babes
While driving home from the funeral I decide to change from my suit pants to some comfortable slacks.
Sarah, agast: "Uh, don’t you generally need to stop the car to do that?"
It made an impression.
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From the mouths of babes
Tommy, eating some cheese with dinner: "What country is famous for cheese?"
Dad: "Vaudeville."
Mom: "Tommy, how’s your cheese?"
Tommy: "Good."
Dad: "You should have said gouda."
Tommy: "Hurry up and finish [your meal], so you can leave." -
Best thing I heard all week
Mom: "Sarah, Evan’s wearing your bra."
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From the mouths of babes
Dad: "Are you nervous?"
Noah: "I don’t know."Dad: "Your mother asked you to clean your room and you didn’t. Why?"
Sarah: "I don’t know."Dad: "Do you have any homework?"
Tommy: "I don’t know."Dad: "What did you do in school today?"
Amy: "I don’t know."Dad: "Are you hungry?"
Evan: "Diiiink" -
From the mouths of babes
Doug: "What can I do to make you happy, honey?"
Cathy: "Not a thing."Ah! Marriage.
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From the mouths of babes
Sarah used to leave for her bus at 7:25.
Dad: "Sarah, it’s 7:15."
Sarah: *grunt*
Dad: "Sarah, it’s 7:27."
Sarah: *grunt* sits up. lays back down.
Dad: walks away.
Sarah, finally dressed: "Can I get something off iTunes real quick?"
Dad, shocked: "You do know it is 7:54 don’t you?"
Sarah: "She’s [the bus driver] been coming later."Dad adjusts schedule in head to accommodate dropping Sarah off at school but apparently she made the bus by some miracle.
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From the mouths of babes
Amy, in a sharp, loud, tattle while Dad drives the car: "Mom! Dad told me to shut up!"
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From the mouths of babes
Evan, 19 mths: "Bye Sarah"
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From the mouths of babes
As part of last week’s aftermath, when we change Evan’s diaper:
Evan says, "EEeeeewwww!" (before we even remove the old diaper) -
From the mouths of babes
Tommy: "You know what dad?"
Dad: "Why yes I do!"
Tommy: *took about 90 seconds before he could speak again* -
From the mouths of babes
Amy, 4: "I stayed dry all night!"
Dad: "Very good. Now take off your pullup and stay dry."
Amy: "Dad, I didn’t wear a pullup. I am just like Mom!" -
From the mouths of babes
Dad: "Did they mention anything at your school about yesterday being Pearl Harbor day?"
Sarah, 13: "They mentioned it." -
From the mouths of babes
Dad: "Sarah, what do you want for Christmas?"
Sarah: "uh. I dunno."
Dad: "Well, that’s what you’ll get."It is so hard to be thirteen.