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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Bad Dad November 9, 2008 9:13 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Evan, Family, Of Being Dad, Philosophy
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I am trying to work. Evan comes downstairs carrying a game CD and a case for Mart Kart Wii because he likes playing Mart Kart Wii with me. Instead of acknowledging the cuteness and giving him the 4 minutes it takes for him to get bored with the game, I got frustrated with the distraction and angered that a CD/DVD was out of its case being handled by a three year old. Don’t ever forget, they just want your love and your attention! To give a child what they want often takes very little. Make the time.

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Of Grasshoppers November 2, 2008 1:44 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: When did I die?
Master: When did you quit living?

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Wassup! October 25, 2008 12:46 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Politics, Publishing, Touchy Subjects, United States, Video
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Alright Youtube, I’m giving you another chance because this video is just plain funny and has a great end.

Its been eight long years since the boys said wassup to each other. Even with the effects of a down economy and imminent change in the White House, the boys are still able to come together and stay true to what really matters.

For reference, here is the original wassup commerical:

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Obama’s Fallback Career – Comedian October 17, 2008 7:41 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philanthropy, Politics, Touchy Subjects, United States
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Obama roasts McCain at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner:

Obama’s closing remarks:

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Of Grasshoppers October 15, 2008 9:19 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: The dream is gone.
Master: Rotten corn leaves only a husk.

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Of Grasshoppers October 5, 2008 5:07 pm

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Student: Every decision I make is bad.
Master: When one steers a ship port or starboard, it is a still a boat floating on water.

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Quote of the Day October 5, 2008 11:15 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Philosophy, Quote
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Seen on 1984news.

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. –Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 1749-1832

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. -John Adams 1735-1826

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In PA the vote is split between Obama and McCain October 1, 2008 5:33 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Politics, Touchy Subjects, United States
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This is why you should never get your news from FOX! I really like the lady in the back right smacking her husband’s arm as he tries to raise it for McCain.

Note for when Youtube takes the video down. A reporter asks for a show of hands for McCain voters vs Obama voters. Almost every hand is down for McCain and up for Obama but the reporter declares the vote "split."

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From the mouths of babes September 30, 2008 10:23 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Evan, Family, From the mouths of babes, Of Being Dad, Philosophy
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Evan poking me in my side hard enough to bruise: "Daddy, I want you come upschairs."
Dad: "No I have to work."
Evan: "I have to work too."
Dad: "Oh you do? What are you working on?"
Evan: "I work on compshure."

I wish I could live long enough to see a society where our "work" was solely the development and growth of our children and that our skills were simply contributed as needed to the community. Ray, where’s that Singularity?

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Of Grasshoppers September 27, 2008 11:38 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: Who does the spanking hurt the most? The spanker or the spankee?
Master: They are probably the same.

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Of Grasshoppers September 24, 2008 3:00 pm

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Student: I think I’m going to die.
Master: Some day.

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Of Grasshoppers September 22, 2008 6:08 pm

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Student: I cannot win at this game.
Master: Can you have fun trying?

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Of Grasshoppers September 21, 2008 11:17 am

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Student: Today I feel weak.
Master: Then today you must be strong.

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Of Grasshoppers September 20, 2008 1:53 pm

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Student: These things I cannot control!
Master: The weak try to control; the strong adapt.

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Could be worse! September 15, 2008 10:53 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Philosophy
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And to think, my son is studying to be a vet tech!

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