Reality Me

Yesterday someone found my blog by searching Google for “cooked chipmunk in dryer”. I come up as the 2nd listing on the results!

I love the Internet!

Here are my last 20 searches:

29 May, Sat, 23:07:24 Google: motorola v400 ring answer length

31 May, Mon, 13:48:44 Google: geocaching reality television

03 Jun, Thu, 06:39:27 Google: billy teeths buy

04 Jun, Fri, 14:02:49 Google: teenage asperger’s

04 Jun, Fri, 15:28:02 Google: juggler bottles

04 Jun, Fri, 18:07:48 Google: naked 5th graders

04 Jun, Fri, 19:53:51 Google: “spectrum fairness”

07 Jun, Mon, 03:59:55 Google: huffing canned air

11 Jun, Fri, 12:37:43 Google: shaggy eatting pizza Scooby Doo

11 Jun, Fri, 17:58:11 Google: tetrafluoroethane huffing

11 Jun, Fri, 18:49:36 Google: “libby lu” teen girl target

12 Jun, Sat, 01:00:10 Google: resume juggler new orleans

13 Jun, Sun, 22:31:24 Google: libby lu’s in atlanta

14 Jun, Mon, 15:26:43 Google: credit card swipper cleaning

14 Jun, Mon, 18:42:15 Google: juggler + blogspot

15 Jun, Tue, 16:40:36 Google: “fix USB port”

18 Jun, Fri, 00:47:51 Google: tetrafluoroethane huffing

19 Jun, Sat, 10:25:56 Google: tetrafluoroethane huffing

20 Jun, Sun, 07:01:18 Google: autonomous lawn cutting system is called the “Weed Eater”

20 Jun, Sun, 12:56:02 Google: cooked chipmunk in dryer

“naked 5th graders”?!!! 1) Who would search for that?! 2) Why would it find me?!! (that’s evident. 5th graders reference is Sarah’s field trip etc and naked is in many references to Amy and Tommy) I get an awful lot of finds on “tetrafluoroethane huffing”.

a) prepare for morning meeting DONE

b) go to morning meeting DONE

c) see daughter off to church camp DONE

d) call friend regarding a website and maybe sell him my kayak DONE

e) send pricing to person requesting information about a website

f) decide how to proceed with “barter” client

g) submit 1 resume/cover letter

h) update monster.com

i) update dice.com

j) Aspie support group

k) Lunch DONE

l) Support wireless network client

m) send pricing to friend regarding website

n) answer friend about helping him in June and July

o) send friend confirmation on price of kayak

A New Day!

Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:

This Morning

Completely and utterly wigged out.

a) some home repair DONE

b) swim with the kids DONE

c) review “pay comes later” site in preparation for meeting

d) cook dinner DONE

Somewhere along the line this comedian traded humor for stress. My wife often cracks jokes that I respond way too seriously. I want my humor back!

A New Day!

Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:

This Morning

The inlaws had Sarah, Noah and Amy for the night. Wahoo! We could sleep in except that my body won’t let me.

Had a pleasant phone call from my brother where I talked his ear off.

Called my father to wish him a Happy Father’s Day.

Cathy suggested these pictures should be done in order. They are too big to render in a line in most people’s browsers so I will describe them assuming you are reading left to right and top to bottom.

The first picture (shows a soccer goal) is to the leftmost of what we all call “the lower lot”. Beyond the burn pile is the area that has a grapevine and will become a garden. This picture was actually taken from the bottom of the driveway.

The 2nd picture. View from the dining room window. The stuff on the right is being trimmed back.

The third picture is the view directly behind the house. Notice how our private jungle encroaches upon us. Note: all these “hello” pictures can be clicked on for larger images.

The fourth picture. Here is the rest of our rain forest down the backside of the house. View still from dining room window and to the right of the initial dining room picture. 

This is in the lower lot directly behind the house and is being cut back dramatically to be landscaped after it is under control. The tree in the right hand corner is the dogwood that is seen with the bird feeders from the dining room window. 

A couple of nights ago Sarah left her container of makeups unlatched (Amy can’t open it when its latched) and lying on her floor beside her bed. The kicker is that while Amy raided the makeup, Sarah was on her bed reading a book and taking no notice of Amy’s activities!

“Come on! I didn’t do anything…”

“OK! You busted me…”

“I just want to be like Sarah sooo badly!”

“Eeyuck! Look what I did!”

“I’m clean! It’s the tub’s turn!”

Once again, Goof Off comes to the rescue!

This is how Tommy spends an unusually large portion of his days now. Yes, like Prego, he’s in there!



In all fairness, here is Tommy up and about. He is walking the grandparents dog in our cove (our house to his back).

Looks like its “kill people’s bandwidth day”! I hope everyone has a broadband connection.

Noah before his first cup of coffee.