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The Family Tech Support Guy


wife says:

i accidently did something and now the row at the bottom of my screen is invisible and the top looks funny

wife says:

how do i fix it?

wife says:

never mind

wife says:

i fixed it


husband says:

ok. I want you to read that outloud to yourself as if you were doing something else and some said it to you.


wife says:

?

wife says:

do i sound crazy?


husband says:

user: I accidently did something

tech support: That’s sufficiently vague

user: and now the row at the bottom of my screen

tech support: ok. They could mean windows.. or they could mean Internet Explorer.. or this could be in programming on their blog or web site.. or maybe a piece of their monitor is missing

user: is invisible

tech support: wow! Now that’s cool.

user: and the top looks funny

tech support: halter top? top of the monitor? user’s on pain killers?

tech support final solution after carefully evaluating the problem: The user accidentally dragged the windows task bar to the top of the screen and shrunk it too small to use.

Fix: resize bar. Drag back to bottom of screen.

wife says:

you should cut and paste this into your blog with a gripe about wifes calling you for tech support all the time


husband says:

🙂


wife says:

oh, and f%&^ you 😛


husband says:

Did I get the solution right?

husband says:

🙂


wife says:

again – f%&^ you


husband says:

hehe

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Fantastic afternoon! Went with the father-in-law t…

Fantastic afternoon! Went with the father-in-law to Podunk to don steel toed rubbers over my shoes and put ear plugs in my ears and tour a cinder block building that manufacturers a product. I can’t say too much because of ethics. I get the pleasure of building a software project for an industrial platform. Way cool to see their operation and immediately see how I could impact their efficiency, quality, production and bottom line. Time to dust off MS Project and be real about this.

This visit got me really jazzed about some of the things that are so easily accessible like the variety of sensors etc and the realization that so many of my ideas could be brought to furition if only I had a couple of million dollars. Perhaps I need to spend more time writing business plans.

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Infernal Thoughts aka Internal Thoughts

It’s 10. In less than 3 hours I’ll be picked up for a 1 hour drive to a potentially well priced project. My greatest panic is that I’ve got much paperwork to do but doing the paperwork gets in the way of soliciting work; not soliciting work gets in the way of paying bills and feeding my family; part of the paperwork is for soliciting work; must do more programming; need a bath. Nevermind. These circular pointless inner conversations clutter my thoughts and reak havoc on my days. It’s best to pick something and work on it. Small successes!

Throat feels better. Nose is sore.

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Poots are cool!


So I’m holding a barebottomed baby. She passes gas and I say “Shuweee!” and wave my hand over her nether regions to fan the fumes (just in fun). Amy giggles and points between her legs and says “Poot!” then takes her right hand and putting her whole arm into it waves her hand in the a side to side motion over her groin says “Poot!” and giggles vivaciously!

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Power Nap Trap

Was feeling lousy. Went down for a powernap and awoke briefly energized and feeling great! However, it suddenly occured to me that I needed to give fair treatment to the other side of my body so I flipped and powernapped again and awoke rearing to go but now I’d had to much time to think and was panicing myself so another power nap to calm the mind (this becomes not a power nap but “hiding”); however, I was saved by a a friend with a technical question. Thank you!

Note: I’m on day 5 of 0, zilch, none, no caffeine; that’s down from 2 full pots of coffee a day plus several cokes.

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Trama resolved. The air in the house is so dry….

Trama resolved.

The air in the house is so dry. I feel like my skin could just flake off. I’m so dehydrated. Outside it’s like a tropical rain forest which reminds me that the rainy season is coming and I’m short the $1000 I need to finish the French drain in front of the house. It will take me a week by myself or 2 weekends with a couple of strong backs helping me. I need to rent a backhoe, purchase pipe, rock, tar (or other sealant), thick mil’d plastic, and 2 or 3 dumps of soil. If I rent the backhoe, I can use it to move rock and dirt around. However, it might behoove me to pay someone with experience to dig out the ditch ($50/hr expect 4-6 hours) then rent a Bobcat to move stuff around. For this yard, buying a used Bobcat would probably be wise.

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A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa…

A New Day!

Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:

This Morning

Woke at 5 could not get up.

Woke again at 6:10. Rats. Too much to get done this morning; unmatching bright socks and unfinished homework. Trama begins early. The socks match.

Last Night

The wife and I watched family guy and talked in bed. We are over the rough weekend. Took some cold medicine that put me out hard.

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My wife and I were wonding about Spalding Gray a…


My wife and I were wonding about Spalding Gray and his disappearance. Here’s more Still No Answers in Spalding Gray Case


Nearly two months after actor-writer Spalding Gray walked out of his Manhattan apartment and disappeared, his wife holds out hope that he will return unharmed.

…36 tips…several accounts from reliable witnesses who believe they saw Gray on the Staten Island ferry…Russo has said she fears he may have tried to jump off the boat.

Russo has two sons – ages 11 and 6 – and a stepdaughter with Gray. She has been frustrated that she has nothing to tell them beyond “Dad’s missing and the police are looking.”

…Though she still hopes that Gray will turn up unscathed, Russo said her rational side now believes “he’s had some kind of accident, either intentional or not.”

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More programming accomplished. Enzimes added to s…

More programming accomplished.

Enzimes added to slow sink upstairs. Crossfingers; I’d hate to think I didn’t have the pipes angeled enough. I’m thinking that there was an awful lot of corrison from the lack of use of those pipes and that something just needs to be freed in the pipes. Hmm. Corrison would be inorganic and the enzimes would be of no use. I may need to snake the pipes. No big deal.

Time to work on the pinewood derby car.