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Well, I’ve got my act together today! Apparently a…

Well, I’ve got my act together today! Apparently after cooking eggs, toast and sausage (Thank you George Foreman!) I apparently left the eye on the stove turned on while taking the kids to school. Then I stopped and put gas in the car (13.784 gallons at $1.559per totaling $21.49) and bought a gallon of milk and 1 lottery scratch off ticket (I’ve now bought 4 – $4 and won $2 so I’m in the hole $2 — I wonder how deep in the hole some of these addict are?). The catch? Apparently the whole time my pants zipper was down; fortunately I had my shirt untucked so I think I was well covered.

The baby has stirred. I must move down to my computer and try to accomplish something. I still have that 1 hour’s worth of work that must be done and I’d like to put another 3 hours into the project just to impress. The client called yesterday and I’m afraid to listen to the voicemail.

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A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa…

A New Day!

Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:

This Morning

Woke at midnight to fight a shadow for the wife. Shadow flew back to Peter Pan like nobodies business! Who da man?!

* This morning I have a sore throat; hurts to swallow or talk. And some sneezing. I despire being ill.

Profoundness from a 7 yr old: While I am scrambling eggs in the kitchen, “Sounds like you are in a rock band!”

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Large Penis Syndrome


We just had an erectile dysfunction drug commercial on tv that said “…although rare, erections lasting longer than 4 hours require immediate medical attention” BAH! Can you imagine!

[sidebar] I think in high school I probably needed medical attention on more than one occasion although I’m sure attention from any of the cheerleaders would have sufficed.

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Closet Case Exhibitionists Rejoice!


A new way to view London: from a toilet –

Usable bathroom exhibit boasts one-way mirrored walls


… The contemporary art exhibit, which allows the user to see out while passers-by cannot peep in, toys with the concepts of privacy and voyeurism. …

“The construction site makes it interesting because portable toilets are at construction sites all the time … ”

The use of the sterile prison toilet and sink unit stems from the fact that the site once housed the Millbank Penitentiary, where prisoners were held before being transported to Australia in the 1800s.

But peoples’ fears of being seen with their pants down still hold strong. …

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Today’s Music

For productivity, today the boom box contains Sublime

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What a day!

So far a great day! Playing board games with the kids, sledding with the kids, and now Microsoft Office 2003, One Note 2003 and Business Contact Manager 2003 arrived! Woot!

The sledding reminded me how fun it is to be a kid and how thankful that I can relive it as a parent. I think the rest of this snow the hill is all theirs and my bottom is staying dry. I went down the hill tandem individually with Noah, Sarah and Amy. Unfortunately, Tommy at 191.5 pounds (86.86 kg thanks OnlineConversion.com) is too heavy to ride together; besides, with our combined weight we would have gone into the creek and probably a mile beyond that. Sarah and I had trouble steering together and we toppled…brrrr. Amy and I picked a small hill and she giggled profusely. Noah after a couple of runs says “I want to play with Amy.” What a great brother!

I’m back inside and dried up. I may go out again but this time will be totally as an observer and cheerleader.