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Bad Foreplay

Today’s advice: Don’t ever drop your jaw to the floor, bug your eyes out, and say out loud to your wife, "You’re f*&%ing crazy!" You can think it but the words that come from your lips should be, "Yes dear." (Using a British accent doesn’t make it any better unless you are John Cleese…)

4 thoughts on “Bad Foreplay

  1. dude… just because your wife wants to include a little anal play on /your/ part..

    play nice, doug. play nice

  2. Haha! I think that’s illegal in TN.

  3. Only if you use accessories.

  4. Purchased in Alabama of course..

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