"Murphy was an optimist!"
Of Being Dad May 16, 2014 6:52 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Of Being DadFor the briefest of moments, I believed I was a stay-at-home dad then the dream was shattered.
add a commentOf Being Dad May 15, 2014 7:15 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Of Being DadFirst words uttered after returning home from sending the 8 year old to school? "Drug the dog"
add a commentMy submission for Dad of the Year May 14, 2014 7:41 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Amy, Daily Life, Evan, Family, From the mouths of babes, Of Being Dad"Stop fighting, Goddammit!"
2commentsSleep is the worst May 12, 2014 7:16 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Health, Mental, Of Being Dad, SleepChronic stress means waking up more tired than when you fell asleep.
add a commentI’m Hercules! May 8, 2014 7:19 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Of Being DadFamily – what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger.
(They’ll get me eventually…)
On Parenting May 6, 2014 7:40 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Of Being Dad"You could have handled that better," my inner voice remarked snidely. I already knew that. Before the voice got close to berating me, I’d already given myself a mental beat down, replayed the interaction with the child in my head and imagined three better ways to handle the situation without resulting in years of therapy in the child’s adult years.
I will not make excuses. I am by no means the television dad that holiday portrays in the 30 minute sitcoms. Always wise. Always sensitive. Always knowing the best way to fix a problem. I also don’t have a room for of writer’s and editors.
I will not make excuses. Life is hard. Full of stress. I set high expectations for myself and the child. We are both learning as we go. By the time the child reaches adulthood, hopefully we will have both figured this out.
I want better for my children. They deserve better than me.
add a commentDear Kids April 20, 2014 11:34 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Of Being DadWhen Dad cleans, lectures follow. Don’t let Dad clean!
add a commentOn Parenting April 13, 2014 4:45 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Of Being DadThe most frustrating part of parenting is seeing your failings as a parent through the actions or inactions of your children.
add a commentCringeworthy moment March 14, 2014 10:44 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Amy, Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babes, Of Being DadCringeworthy moment: Hearing your small child say, "I like your youtube video where you blah blah blah and blah blah and my favorite, chutney!" Do you remember when only adults were on the Internet? My videos do!
add a commentPublic Education Is Not Free March 14, 2014 7:48 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Of Being DadTo anyone who has ever said, "public education is free," I just wrote a $178 check so my son can take two exams.
add a commentSeeking advice on using US phones in Europe March 11, 2014 2:33 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Noah, Of Being Dad, TravelTo my European friends and my more traveled friends, my son heads off to London (7 days) and Paris (2 days) this weekend. My next quandary is cell phone. My plan currently allows my son unlimited texting and sending of pictures over SMS internationally. However, it does not include data or voice. What I learned today was that if he received a phone call (and doesn’t even answer it), he incurs international roaming charges.
So, do I:
- make him leave his phone at home?
- let him take his phone but remove the sim card so he is forced to use wifi?
- Have him jump into an EE store and buy a 30 day prepaid phone? I presume the tour group isn’t going to stop to waste an hour in an EE store letting everyone buy prepaid phones. — does the airport have these in vending machines?
- Beg a friend or relative to drop a prepaid phone by his hotel?
Are there other options?
1st person to post a Liam Neeson meme gets 10 points.
add a commentRule 79 March 5, 2014 7:24 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Of Being DadMy family has broken rule 79 which clearly states, "Never run out of toilet paper!"
"Kids, gather by the spray nozzle in the kitchen. And someone bring a step ladder. Dad is going to teach your how to use a bidet."
add a commentParenting – Old Math February 23, 2014 3:30 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Evan, Family, Of Being DadJust taught roman numerals to my 8 year old. That was fun!
add a commentNo monsters in the shower January 6, 2014 1:55 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Of Being DadDear Family,
I am aware that some of you are afraid there are monsters hiding in the shower so you leave the shower curtain open. I would prefer it closed. The benefits of closing the shower curtain after your bath or shower are that the curtain is less likely to mildew plus you can read that cool periodic table of elements
That is all. And thank you for your cooperation!
Love, Dad
Check out my child actors! December 10, 2013 10:18 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Amy, Evan, Gadgets, Of Being Dad, TechnologyLearn more about Node+ at variableinc.com.
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