see also: Commentary on the Cheney shooting
For you beer fans, now there’s a product for you! Since you are going to get a beer belly anyway, might as well make it useful right?
16. Please excuse jennifer foR missing school yesterday. We forgot to
get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We
thought it was sunday.
Source, James Runner up:
3. Dear school: please ecsc’s john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,
32 and also 33.
“I’m trapped on an island in the Atlantic.” “What? Your island doesn’t have a waste bin?”
“I recently found your bottle while taking a scenic walk on the beach by Poole Harbour. While you may consider this some profound experiment on the path and speed” of “oceanic currents, I have another name for it, litter.
“You Americans don’t seem to be happy unless you are mucking about somewhere,” says the letter
The girls at one of the lads will listen to your commands at The Carwash. This has an element of Zork along with an element of Playboy. Work questionable. And here is a list of commands (these words might offend) for when you get bored trying your own.
YIKES! Pasted that list without reading it!
I tried a couple of words and saw nothing any less tasteful than a trip to your local Hooters but viewer beware! “Herbie” was funny btw.
I troubleshoot my computer for 4 hours today trying to figure out what virus, adware or driver problem was screwing up my mouse when all the while my wacom pen had rolled onto my writing tablet!
Spamusement has poorly drawn cartoons based on actual spam subject lines
Seen the latest publicity poster for New Orleans?
Photoshop is so fun. Wish I had thought of this one. I should add that I saw this one a week or two ago in a different setting. I think orsm.net is taking someone else’s credit. Seems the picture wasn’t as dark either and that you could actually see the woman in the paper in the paper in the paper…
- Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet
- Do read the label on the box which in bold letters read “DO NOT USE TO REMOVE SQUIRRELS, BATS OR BIRDS.”
- Moth balls do get rid of squirrels in the attic (temporarily) while poisoning the humans and giving them cancer.
On a side note, I’m having awfully good memories of visiting Great-grandmother’s house.
Update: About 5 hours later the house doesn’t stink any longer.
Amy toots her own horn 3.56MB avi – if I knew how to compress movies I would (I recommend you have your sound on for this one)
Watch this video for the Volkswagon Polo titled “German engineering vs Arab engineering.” Warning! Work safe but potentially offensive to people that have lost their minds in political correctness. To these folks, I ask that you lighten up. We don’t make our world a better place by ignoring reality, or re-writing history to be less offensive. We certainly don’t make a blind man see by calling him “visually impaired.” Frankly I find political correctness patronizing and that’s offensive.
A commercial accidently released on the Internet depicts a Miiddle Eastern suicide bomber blowing himself up in a VW Polo automobile. The advertisement – with a tagline of “Polo. Small but tough.” – was meant to show the sturdiness of the car, since it contained the explosion. The spot was produced by the British group “Lee and Dan” who claim Volkswagen did not request the ad.
January 20, 2005 — Volkswagen is planning to take legal action against the masterminds behind a hoax VW commercial depicting a suicide bomber.