You know things are tight when you feel like you HAVE to play the lottery.
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I am mentally exhausted.
Master: Give your mind a rest.
The Silent Pulse
At the heart of each of us, whatever our imperfections, there exists a silent pulse of perfect rhythm, a complex of wave forms and resonances, which is absolutely individual and unique, and yet which connects us to everything in the universe. The act of getting in touch with this pulse can transform our personal experience and in some way alter the world around us.
[Source, George Leonard, The Silent Pulse: A Search for the Perfect Rhythm that Exists in Each of Us
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Of Grasshoppers
Student: Stress results in being dysfunctional.
Master: Being dysfunctional results in stress.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I failed another test.
Master: You had another lesson.
NOOOOOoooooooo!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I am tired of trying.
Master: Quit.
Quote of the Day
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar
Shelf Elf is watching you poop
Forget about Jeff Goldblum! (See also)
Oh! That explains Mtv.
A happy marriage is a silent marriage
In marriages that work
The husband and wife
Don’t treat each other like jerks
The best way to avoid a spat
Is to remain quiet
And never chat
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Why are better choices easily seen after you’ve made the wrong ones?
Master: Why make the wrong choice in the first place?
The Conception
In Retrospect
In hindsight, it all could have been done a little differently.
WARNING! Inappropriate joke here within.
On the political scene, Sarah Palin posted on Facebook:
If [President Obama] doesn’t have a ‘big stick’ to carry, maybe it’s time for him to grow one.
She does know he’s a black man doesn’t she?
