Student: I am fighting a great sadness.
Master: Who is winning?
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I cannot live with my mistakes.
Master: Don’t live with them. Embrace them! Own them. For your mistakes are a part of your very being.
Thank God I’m a Country Boy
You’re about to see a blurry man buttocks. It’s okay. It’s not bad and I wouldn’t even call it "not safe for work" It’s worth it to watch this whole thing!
Deep Thoughts
Tomorrow never comes.
Deep Thought
If my head explodes, who will clean up the mess?
Doug’s Mantras
You have two ears and one mouth so that you can listen twice as much as you talk.
Hello hello
Is there anybody out there?
Task at hand
I am going to do all that I can and nothing more
And in the end, all will be done the best that I know how.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: The sadness comes.
Master: Cheer up.
Cows and cows and cows
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Why do we go on?
Master: Why stop?
Of Grasshoppers
Student: So much I haven’t done.
Master: So much you have.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I’m surprised I’ve made it this far.
Master: You aren’t alone.
Today’s Deep Thought
To begin something, you must start somewhere.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: It’s so difficult to steer this boat!
Master: Where are you going?
