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"Murphy was an optimist!"

So, just grab em? August 30, 2010 10:25 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Sex, Touchy Subjects
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Okay, what I gather from this Reddit discussion titled "Do women intentionally press there boobs up against men?" is that women basically have no feeling in their breasts. This changes everything! And explains a lot. You know, like when you’re working through certain Freudian fixations and she’s staring down at you with that quirky look of "can we get on with it already?!" like the one she wears when the line is moving too slowly at the grocery. Oh to be twelve again with this knowledge! …now where’d I put that book on erogenous zones?

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Of Grasshoppers August 29, 2010 6:02 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: I am fighting a great sadness.
Master: Who is winning?

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Of Grasshoppers August 27, 2010 8:13 am

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Student: I cannot live with my mistakes.
Master: Don’t live with them. Embrace them! Own them. For your mistakes are a part of your very being.

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Thank God I’m a Country Boy August 26, 2010 9:39 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Publishing, Video
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You’re about to see a blurry man buttocks. It’s okay. It’s not bad and I wouldn’t even call it "not safe for work" It’s worth it to watch this whole thing!

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Deep Thoughts August 20, 2010 6:44 am

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Tomorrow never comes.

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Deep Thought August 11, 2010 12:08 pm

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If my head explodes, who will clean up the mess?

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Doug’s Mantras July 29, 2010 9:08 am

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You have two ears and one mouth so that you can listen twice as much as you talk.

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Hello hello July 26, 2010 9:29 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Deep Thoughts, Mental, Philosophy
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Is there anybody out there?

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Task at hand July 25, 2010 9:00 pm

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I am going to do all that I can and nothing more
And in the end, all will be done the best that I know how.

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Of Grasshoppers July 20, 2010 11:37 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: The sadness comes.
Master: Cheer up.

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Cows and cows and cows July 20, 2010 11:01 am

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Of Grasshoppers June 22, 2010 7:20 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: Why do we go on?
Master: Why stop?

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Of Grasshoppers June 20, 2010 11:39 pm

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Student: So much I haven’t done.
Master: So much you have.

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Of Grasshoppers June 17, 2010 9:30 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: I’m surprised I’ve made it this far.
Master: You aren’t alone.

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Today’s Deep Thought June 2, 2010 9:49 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Philosophy
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To begin something, you must start somewhere.

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