…its the journey.
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
Thank you Internet!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I don’t want to.
Master: You must.
18 children? I asked Cathy for a 6th.
Caption Needed!
This picture is screaming for a caption! Almost looks staged.
Here’s the original picture:
Quote of the Day
From @oldsillybear:
oldsillybear The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken. ( Samuel Johnson )
Of Grasshoppers
Student: It’ll be bad. I don’t want to look.
Master: It’ll be worse if you don’t open your eyes.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I talk too much.
Master: Shush!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I need a vice.
Master: You need a grip!
Can you resist the urge to type a url into your browser?
Can you watch this video and not type the url into the browser to see what comes up? No. I didn’t think you could resist. Me neither.
Note: If the words penis or fart causes your work censor alarms to go off, then this Saturday Night Live video may not be work safe but then again this post didn’t get through either. Thank you Victor Agreda for the link!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Hard day ahead.
Master: Good night ahead.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: It is hard to think a little alcohol wouldn’t make it all better.
Master: A little alcohol would make it hard to think better at all.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I’d like to be something more than I am.
Master: I’d like to be less.
Web Design as a Pie Chart
Of Being Dad
My life is written like a sitcom. Today is critically important that I be working on a client’s project so I am trying to get the children out of the house as quickly as possible and they are moving slower than ever! Amy likes the Dannables yogurts in her lunch. Yesterday we had about 6 of these in the fridge. This morning none! All the jellos and snacks I normally put in her lunch are raided and of course I’d already cooked her hot dog so telling her to buy lunch today really wasn’t an option. I suppose the dogs would have enjoyed the hot dog. I decide to send money so she can buy milk and I decide on raisins. Raisins, we all know, stick together in the box. So before opening the box I shake it vigorously. Apparently the previous raisin eater did not secure the cap so raisins went flying all over the kitchen. I suppose Murphy is trying to tell me to lighten up and not be so stressed over today.
