Student: I worry.
Master: To death.
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
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Of Grasshoppers
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Of Grasshoppers
Student: I dropped a ball.
Master: Juggle less. -
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I don’t want to.
Master: You must. -
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Quote of the Day
From @oldsillybear:
oldsillybear The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken. ( Samuel Johnson )
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Student: It’ll be bad. I don’t want to look.
Master: It’ll be worse if you don’t open your eyes. -
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Student: I talk too much.
Master: Shush! -
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Student: I need a vice.
Master: You need a grip! -
Can you resist the urge to type a url into your browser?
Can you watch this video and not type the url into the browser to see what comes up? No. I didn’t think you could resist. Me neither.
Note: If the words penis or fart causes your work censor alarms to go off, then this Saturday Night Live video may not be work safe but then again this post didn’t get through either. Thank you Victor Agreda for the link!
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Student: Hard day ahead.
Master: Good night ahead. -
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Student: It is hard to think a little alcohol wouldn’t make it all better.
Master: A little alcohol would make it hard to think better at all. -
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Student: I’d like to be something more than I am.
Master: I’d like to be less.
