Update: Appears to be a Dec 2007 picture by Jim Cole of the Associated Press.
Category: Touchy Subjects
The things that should never be discussed much less published by non-professionals.
M*A*S*H the sequel – cancelled
Looking at my stats I see someone came to Reality Me by searching "norht korea poster" which took them to this poster I created in July of 2006. Totally had forgotten about that!
Prop 8 – The Musical
See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die
TP Emergency!
The house is incredibly low on toilet paper! "Kids, we are rationing! Your choice is 2 squares a day! If you want more, you’ll need to sacrifice a Christmas present." Damned economy. Think I’ll write my Senator and ask for a bailout. "Dear Senator, I need 32 rolls of Charmin. It costs $5.6 million. Thank you!"
Peter Schiff Knows!
Sarah Palin Slaughtered
Russ made my eyes water with this homage to the WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Drop. I don’t think Saturday Night Live could have written this interview with Sarah Palin and her other brother Daryl in the background any better. Her closing line nailed it. Just what was the cameraman thinking?
Sources: Original post from The Huffington Post and the direct link to the Youtube video.
I really like Tennessee
But apparently there are about 43 states better suited for my family.
Election Night Drinking Games
Shouldn’t we be drinking tonight? Say, every time one of the news guys says that a state has gone to the other guy take a drink. Every time the news guys point out that they are making judgments on very low percentages of returns, take a drink. Every time a state flips, take a drink. Every time CNN puts up that "holograph," take a drink. (Actually its pretty cool in the way that Star Wars knocked our socks off in 1977 but makes us cry today). Every time Wolf Blitzer makes it evident that he wants McCain to win, take a drink.
I congratulated a first time voter
We shared some laughs, talked about the lines at the polls, celebrated her first time at the polls, and wished each other luck in the express lane at Kroger.
Vote and get free stuff
After you vote, run over to Starbucks for a free cup of coffee. Take your coffee over to Krispy Kreme for a free doughnut. Grab some Chick-fil-a for an early dinner.Unconfirmed Then have a free ice cream at Ben & Jerry’s for desert (5-8pm). Then for 2nd deserts head over to Baskin Robbins from 5pm-8pm for another free scoop.Unconfirmed…I think the person who told me this one was confusing it with Ben & Jerry’s. (I am trying to get links for confirmations but my machine isn’t cooperating. I can personally confirm that Starbucks is giving away free coffee.)
Update: You can also get a free sex toy if you live in New York City or Seattle. And just in case you aren’t reading what you are clicking, that link isn’t safe for work.
Free coffee for voting
Starbucks wants you to vote.
Tomorrow is the big day!
Every vote counts!
Obama’s Infomercial
In case you missed it, here’s Obama’s infomercial that played on 3 networks last week:
McCain says Obama NOT a Socialist
See The Huffington Post for the transcript.
Also, according to taxfoundation.org, it looks like Republican’s lean more toward Socialism than Democrats.
Presidential Poll
Michael Silence puts McCain on top.
