Student: Why are better choices easily seen after you’ve made the wrong ones?
Master: Why make the wrong choice in the first place?
Time
The trouble is that by the time you are done with your 2nd and 3rd job, you are too tired to do all those things you want to do with the family.
From the mouths of babes
Me: "Who picked their nose and put boogers on the wall?"
Blushing child: "I sneezed."
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The Conception
What is a disenfranchised voter?
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Miniature weekend
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Booring
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Do It Anyway!
Totally awesome! 303 views right now. I predict one million views by Thursday.
In Retrospect
In hindsight, it all could have been done a little differently.
My life as Red: That 70s Show
It’s no secret that I want to be that tv dad…you know, Bill Cosby or Tim Allen or the like. I successfully channeled Alan Shure for a while. I think I’m maturing to be more like the dad in Modern Family. Truth be told, I’m much more like Red from That 70s Show. When you have teenagers and pets the words "hey dumbass" roll off the tongue so naturally.
So, I suppose I’ve achieved tv dad status after all…just not the one I had hoped to be.
WARNING! Inappropriate joke here within.
On the political scene, Sarah Palin posted on Facebook:
If [President Obama] doesn’t have a ‘big stick’ to carry, maybe it’s time for him to grow one.
She does know he’s a black man doesn’t she?
Tolerate the political posts
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Labor Day Boo
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Life
Sometimes it feels like you are playing Trade Wars for real…and losing.
